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BYOND
A valiant but failed effort by a pair of bright-eyed students, BYOND is a programming language used to create anime games. The community consists of 30-year-old virgins living in their mothers' basements, and 10-year-old kids who are obsessed with anime. There are over 9000 anime games, countless other fan games limited to 10 FPS and SNES graphics, and a small collection of "original" content which is all based on other games. The majority of the developers, being under the age of 14 and thinking blue text on pink background on their shitty MySpace pages prepares them for programming, harp endlessly about the language being too difficult to use and instead opt for downloading a complete source previously stolen by someone else and simply modifying the text that appears in the window's title bar when played.
Lummox JR
The BYOND community consists of two groups: the "guru" elitists who would prefer to delete anything with the word "Naruto" in it if it weren't providing the system's primary income; and the endless anime fanboys with IQs below room temperature. The latter group is the more prolific developer. Claims of the system being simple to use for a beginning developer are lost among the pompous comments of the senior members, who frequently take time out of their day to call you a dumbass for not taking considerations with your program code that haven't been relevant since the eighties.
For a fee of --$18-- $26 per year, you receive a small collection of extra perks:
- --A blog to bitch about other members or to create drama.--
- The ability to make a page for your very own Narutard game.
- The ability to rank games, allowing their perceived popularity to bloat even further.
- Extra shit from games that reward BYOND members.
- A misplaced sense of elitism.
- The ability to disable ads(for those dipshits still using IE that don't have an ad blocker plugin of some manner).
Creating Games
- Download any previously stolen source code.
- Locate the administration section and put your key inside all the strings.
- Change the text that appears in the window's title bar.
- ????
- Profit!
Congratulations, you have your own original MMORPG, now go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.
Being Cool
Because the majority of BYOND's player bases are retarded anime fanboys, seeming like you're cool is no difficult feat. Try these tips to become cool on BYOND:
- Create a game and lure in some random people as administration (see above for details).
- Always pretend you know what you're talking about, no matter how wrong you know you are.
- Whenever you see a player in a game that is ostensibly female, flirt with it and attempt to flaunt your totally awesome game or sprites.
- Never admit that the trolls are smarter than you are.
- Make a bunch of terrible icons then gloat about how great an artist you are.
If these tips are too difficult for you to follow, you should consider taking the easy step and pressing alt+f4.
Quotes
—BYOND member Spunky girl. (You know? The BYOND SLUT) | ||
—Some random member who will be back in 4 months tops | ||
—BYOND member who got caught, and doesn't want to look lame(to late) in front of the other BYONDorks | ||
—BYOND member Poala hair away from opting for the final solution | ||
—BYOND member Dark Wizard, bitching at BYOND admins for being trolled. | ||
—BYOND member Masterdan, attempting to muster some sort of reply on Propaganda | ||
—BYOND Member Ganing, causing pointless edrama. | ||
Games You Should Troll
- Dragon Ball Epic Universe Another version of finale by Dragonn/Tenshaku/Nubtard. They claim that this one is more RP fixed with shitty sounds and mass MJ, Diarrhea, and other dumb ass commands.
- Naruto Grand Online Adventure The most popular game on BYOND, also a narutarded game. The game used to actually be fun back in its beta stages, but just like every other BYOND mmorpg it requires you to sell your soul to not suck at the game.
- Dragon Ball Finale This game "Isn't a rip" it just has the same icons as Zeta! It's an incredibly boring game with people who know everything in the world.
- Chatters Retards pretending to be smart. Act as ignorant republican christian for maximum lulz.
- Cowed Eurofags gather to yiff. Ironically, the players and moderators are all lolcows. Homosexual slurs gain extra points.
- Final Fantasy Legacy The most "popular" FF4 rip, that "isn't a rip and has permission from the original coder!!!11one". Already has quite a few trolls on it, though they're always looking for a few more good trolls! Plus, it's easy to get a rise out of the (current) "creator" of the game, too.
- Dragonball Z Dark Apocalypse Another DBZ rip made by a 14 year old girl. This variation is quite special though. They claim to be the game that remains true to the series. Maybe that's why you can choose to become a sword-wielding dragon ninja. The "owner" having a voice that rivals Yoko Ono is also a plus.
- Dead and Walking Retarded ass rip of Resident Evil Outbreak in which the owner thinks he r hard workz and he iz ultimate beangz for making everything on his game retardedly OP and beating up his own/only best friend IRL and hires his own family as Admins/GMs so he can just use them to make his game better, and made forums to make his players feel like they're listened to. Also, he thinks just because he took the source of Resident Evil Outbreak, that it's his game, and he owns all incantations(rips) of it.
The Community
Jaboodles
- Retarded kid who believes he is a master at trolling. He is of course a nigger, so a simple math equation will send his brain into overload, shutting him down for the rest of the day.
Jamel1027
- Fag who uses ripped sources to create games he thinks are epic, but at the end of the day, still has accomplished nothing but pure utter fail. His parents are disappoint.
Nightbreaker
- A nigger who thinks he's cool because he can host a game from his shitty computer made from bamboo sticks and soggy french fries. Needs to be trolled 24/7 for optimum lulz.
Xorbah
- Very fail due to his lack of originality. White boy yet tomato color looking with blonde fag hair. Who wouldn't blame him if he quit life. Make a original game you chump!
Sderg AKA Sderp
- One of those Bleachfags who plays the shitty Bleach Last Horizon. He likes to give the source to the game out for free and expects to be admin, but ends up banned from the game. One of the most immature players you will ever meet full of abuse. He may actually be a girl as found on this website under "Sderg" http://snyp.net/gallery.html.
Rorian
- Faggot who plays rp games for a living to try and rape every guy he meets. He prefers Dragon Ball RP games. His search for the legendary, succulent balls are still in progress.
PerfectGoku
- He's a sex beast with over 9000 sexually transmitted diseases from numerous counts of gay sex, but still a narcissistic nigger.
King killer 113711
- Another nigger who claims to make master games, yet hasn't come out with a single piece of shit game. Needs to be sent back to Africa with his chimpanzee brethren.
Ruckus the Zookeeper
- Ne-ga-ro catcher who gets hired to troll.
Bishamon121
- The successor of Dragonn/Tenshaku/Nubtard. He is a stupid fucktard who paid 2,000 dollars for an online game filled with weaboos and pedophiles. Has a case of unwarranted self-importance, but will always be white trash.
Ishina
- A very, very disturbing individual, and a chronic tarp. He has never played or acted like a character of his gender on BYOND, only choosing to play females, and due to the raging hormones of teenage boys who play this failsite, gets cyber raped 24/7, but instead of rejecting the homosexual relations, he instead cyburz back, letting out an occasional moan as a tentacle rips open his cyber pussy, and also tempts young boys with roleplayed pantyshots and moments of vulnerability. Private investigators and Faux News have, through painstaking study and years of research, proven that Ishina is infact a stereotypical 50 year old fat white nerd living in his mom's piss reeked basement with a highly leveled up WOW account
Dragonn/Tenshaku/Nubtard
- The most fail BYOND game owner alive. He likes to go into his game servers and abuse while closing down the servers that he doesn't like, even if they're good. Due to the help of SSX he was able to make a DBZ RP game. He now fked up and his games suck. Also he loves to come into games with his BYOND possy consisting of ThirdCoastG and Migurashi. He's sold all his games to lonely nerds to make enough money to complete his sextoy collection.
Nevets
- A 10 year old boy plagued by down syndrome and autism, Nevets is famous for the most obscene bullshittery and abuse in the history of BYOND. It all started when the dumbfuck Tens gave the host files to a 8 year old boy fresh out of kindergarten. Nevets, like many others on Byond, thinks that he is superior just because he talks like an uppity white boy and banzorz anyone who questions his extra chromosome 21. When the crack cocaine wore off, Tens realized he fucked up, and corrected his mistake by taking away the cracker's hosting rights forever. Nevets is now found lurking on the bastard offspring of Finale, except this time, he has adopted the average byonder's unwarranted self-importance.
Aby
- Thinks he is the shit and what he does is the shit. Annoying ass kid(which is how he acts). He likes to suck Tenshaku/Dragonn/Nubtard's dick to host a server on the hub. He's a fat nigger who tries to muh dick tarps and his dad is a slave in Africa. He lives in downtown compton in a house filled with bullet holes, semen, and expired milk.
AnimeBeyond
- A nigger/wigger who thinks he's cool even though he's clearly not, and speaks in ebonics for attention from his superior white counterparts. He has a shitty dial up connection because his up to date computer is made out of the finest technology in Africa. His hobbies are raping tarps, and getting internet pussy because he is duh rl g dawg. He was last caught sucking dick on EU.
SilvaDreams
- The residential female of Dragonball Pheonix, he/she went to work sucking mad dick once more after the rise of pheonix. Years of cumshots and anal penetration finally paid off, as he/she is now Bishamon's male/female sex slave in exchange for admunz.
TienShenhan
- Another Byond reject that claims to be 27 years old with a family, yet still plays BYOND every waking moment of his life. He claims that he rly wanted to take his daughter to her first day of Kindergarten, then have sex with his below average wife, but Pheonix was having double exp gains for one day only, and he had to attend to the important things in life.
Shoushin-Hime
- A master tarp who managed to confuse the BYOND community for over a year, leading them to think he was a girl with bouts of PMS and random womanly outbursts, however, the mythbuster squad of Byond, consisting of niggers AnimeBeyond and Aby exposed the trap on MSN via this image- http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/9059/shouisatarp.jpg
Gokumasaki
- He is a fail troll that tries to emulates greats like Soul Lust and Darkwizard.
Cyberlord34
- He's been banned; praise white people.
AxeRob
- He likes to get down with the verbs. He's fat white trash with an even fatter girlfriend who's rolls he loves to suck on while he codes his fail excuse for a nurutu game.
IceWarriorX
- The deranged nigger owner of the Bandwagon guild, he prays on the weak little children of BYOND, hoping to suck their testicles.
SilkWizard
- This guy has to be the most retarded rich white faggot on the face of the fucking planet. His unwarranted self-importance over his shitty "MMO" is pathetic.
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