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Call of Duty: Ghosts

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HOLY SHIT THIS GAME CONTAINS A DOG AND IT DIES IN THE CAMPAIGN!!!1
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Call of Duty: Ghosts is the latest FPS from the fags who brought you the game in which utilising only the knife was a viable tactic, where grenades trumped everything even at close range and recoilless pissy noob-sprayers were very much du jour... Yep, Infinity Whore'd once more returns to one-up Treyarch with their addition of super-realistic tactical gameplay and graphics to the franchise which Microsoft are hoping will accelerate sales of their soon to be released Xbox One.... Good luck faggots, nobody wants that shit. Oh yeah, there's a dog in it too, brilliant.

Also, the new All-Access from E3 came out, basically CoD: Ghosts reuses old ideas and claim it as something new. Sound familiar?

A summary of the All Access

Weapons

 

The oh so important feature of every Call of Duty game. See here for what weapons you can expect to see in the hands of every 8-year old.

Assault Rifles

  • AAC Honey Badger: Finally, Call of Duty developers shove the classic, but retarded M4A1 out the window with a weapon that (surprise surprise) is basically the same weapon, that is being an AR-15 variant.
  • APS Underwater rifle: Camp underwater with scuba gear for lulz.
  • MTAR: Probably a placeholder as of now. If it isn't, then expect it to be used and refused by retards who complain about non-existent recoil.
  • FAL: Moar like fail, amirite? Shut the fuck up with those unfunny puns. It's been used in every page in every CoD game with this gun featured.
  • CZ-805: Stupid ACR ripoff.
  • G3: If it isn't a place holder like in MW2, then it will be used by those with modded controllers.

Other Shit

  • UMP45: Because Infinity Whore'd also needs their overpowered SMG because they can't find a suitable replacement/excuse to get rid of this thing. But why would they when it is so over-powered?
  • Red Dot Sight: Is your iron sights like a vagina with a yeast infection? If so, increase your accuracy with a sight, even when your shots register around 50% of the time.
  • Silencer: Slap this on any gun of your choice and hide in a corner for days.

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See also

External links


 

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