Call of Duty: Ghosts

Call of Duty: Ghosts is the latest FPS from the fags who brought you the game in which utilising only the knife was a viable tactic, where grenades trumped everything even at close range and recoilless pissy noob-sprayers were very much du jour... Yep, Infinity Whore'd once more returns to one-up Treyarch with their addition of super-realistic tactical gameplay and graphics to the franchise which Microsoft are hoping will accelerate sales of their soon to be released Xbox One.... Good luck faggots, nobody wants that shit. Oh yeah, there's a dog in it too, brilliant.

Also, the new All-Access from E3 came out, basically CoD: Ghosts reuses old ideas and claim it as something new. Sound familiar?

Weapons

The oh so important feature of every Call of Duty game. See here for what weapons you can expect to see in the hands of every 8-year old.

Assault Rifles

Name	Description
AAC Honey Badger	Finally, Call of Duty developers shove the classic, but retarded M4A1 out the window with a weapon that (surprise surprise) is basically the same weapon, that is being an AR-15 variant.
APS Underwater rifle	Camp underwater with scuba gear for lulz.
MTAR	Probably a placeholder as of now. If it isn't, then expect it to be used and refused by retards who complain about non-existent recoil.
FAL	~~Moar like fail, amirite?~~ Shut the fuck up with those unfunny puns. It's been used in every page in every CoD game with this gun featured.
CZ-805	Stupid ACR ripoff.
G3	If it isn't a place holder like in MW2, then it will be used by those with modded controllers.

Other Shit

Name	Description
UMP45	Because Infinity Whore'd also needs their overpowered SMG because they can't find a suitable replacement/excuse to get rid of this thing. But why would they when it is so over-powered?
Red Dot Sight	Is your iron sights like a vagina with a yeast infection? If so, increase your accuracy with a sight, even when your shots register around 50% of the time.
Silencer	Slap this on any gun of your choice and hide in a corner for days.