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CutiePieMarzia = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


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CutiePieMarzia (or Marzia Bisgonin) is the weaboo, shit eating, annoying Italian bastard girlfriend of PewDiePie. She is seen on certain videos with him, poker-facing the camera, or troll the shit out of viewers who see it. She currently makes millions of money on the internets because she is with Pewdie and also her weaboo-ish style. Her videos can attract your average 14 year old girl, Hetalia-loving faggots, and mostly Pewdiefags. Hearing her voice can blow up someone's head, give AIDS to every Italian, and spread jealousy among the asslickers of GayDiePie for the lulz

This is the face that PewDiePie internet fucked

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How they met

One day, Cutie's annoying friend spammed her with emails to watch some Swede's videos so, she reported her and watched the videos. One day, she liked them so much, that she decided that trolling his email, and comments about how funny he is will do the trick. However, Pewds fell for the Italian and they had loads of kawaii cybersex until they finally got together and dated. thumb|Typical fanart One day, when PewDiePie was busy jacking off to the Italians poker face, he decided they should get together so, they met at a one night stand somewhere in the slums of Italy.

 
Typical reaction to Marzia and PewDiePie being together.

How to troll "Marzipans"

  • Say that Marzia is a jewtube whore.
  • Say that PewDiePie watches [
  • Spam her email with rule 34.
  • Say that Swedes hate Italians.
  • Say that her fashion looks like the clothing Steve Dawson wears.


See Also

Whore

Italy

PewDiePie

Camwhore