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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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"Swan village - the police already arrested the 16 years old pupil on past Friday. The young person put, communicated a comprehensive confession down police headquarters in the oberpfaelzischen Amberg. "the Martyrium of the girl took a whole year" since beginning of the year up to the past week, thus already nearly, said a police speaker.
To the light the crime came, after the achievements of the girl in the school had become worse in the past weeks ever. "fortunately the class chief reacted exemplarily and tried, to the causes to the reason to go", said the police speaker. The twelve-year-old boys finally it entrusted itself to its teacher and reported that she is forced for months from her brother to sexual actions. The school switched immediately the police on."
Schwandorf - The police confirmed the arrest of a 16 year old girl last Friday. The adolescent has a given a comprehensive confesstion, away from the police department of the district of Amberg. "She's felt suicidal since the beginning of the year, up until a week ago. That's almost an entire year already." said a police officer.
The crime came to light after she began to get worse at school in the past weeks. "It was fortunate that the Class Chief reacted so well and attempted to find the cause." said the police officer. The 12 year old boy eventually went to his teacher and confessed to her that as of a few months ago, his sister (the 16 year old girl had forced him to perform sexual acts on her. The school immediately called the police.
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