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Joseph Martelli

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Joseph Martelli is a badass who posts his amazing Jezus videos on Jewtube. He preaches about how you is going to hell for being gay, even though he has admitted to have been gay several times in his videos. He denies that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's word.

The badassery is Over 9000.

Humble Beginnings

Joseph made videos about how everyone is going to hell and how his religion is the supreme one, sometimes bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin. This resulted in his wife divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children, however he apparently won the case, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today. Joseph's video went viral after a youtube user by the name of MrRepzion made a video response to it. That video can bee seen by clicking here This then made the original video get more views because MrRepzion linked to it. Joseph's video then got over 20,000 over night and even made it to youtubes popular videos page. Other smaller youtubers have also responded to that video but MrRepzion was the best known one.

Other users who replied: AtheistWanderer Chris"Bostonfan79V1"Michaels

around this time people started reuploading his videos and making parodies and funny edits most of them are gone because of DMCA climes by Joseph and some of his computer smart friends.

Soon after MrRepzion made his video Joseph fired back in videos at MrRepzion.. then others replied to his video at MrRepzion like Rusty Tiberius

but slowly over time less and less people replied.

The Supreme Badass Today

Joseph still makes videos today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "death threats" to his sons. You should check it out in your free time but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a troll and turn off all of his comments for exactly a week, or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an evil sinner.

Joseph's Last Card

Joseph has recently started fucking with a badass called Casio Dark Moon as a last resort, posting his personal information all over Youtube. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all worship this prophet or everything bad will happen to you.

Videos


Joseph being a tolerant Christian.


Apparently the party van is coming.


Joseph being a badass.


Shitty tribute to Joseph.



 

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Quotes

   
 
Stop insulting my religion, and I'm way smarter than you. Your just a troll.
 

 
 

—Joseph the Bible Badass