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Kill3r
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
He is obviously upset because someone created an article about him.
Autistic Chat Logs
05:23 ::: kill3r [[email protected]] has joined #ed 05:23 <+ados-hitler> [ Rio 2016: USA basketball team to stay on luxury cruise ship for Olympic Games, Rio Bants | Fox Sports ] - www.foxsports.com.au 05:24 < kill3r> I hope you enjoy life support 05:24 < kill3r> and bed sores 05:24 < kill3r> also, full body casts 05:24 < kill3r> your future is pretty morbid you fucking jackasses 05:25 < kill3r> your next plan today should be ending your life threatening habits to find a good life support plan 05:25 < wolkenfuchs> bla bla bla bbla bla 05:25 < wolkenfuchs> bla bla bla 05:25 < kill3r> deciding who will be your next of kin 05:25 < kill3r> drafting up wills 05:25 < kill3r> and getting a nice haircut for your open casket funerals 05:26 < kill3r> you guys are literally niggers 05:26 < kill3r> with brains half baked in pressure cookers of gorilla hormones 05:26 < kill3r> I'm so sick of your shit 05:26 < kill3r> seriously 05:26 < kill3r> it will be over soon 05:26 < kill3r> fuck you 05:26 < kill3r> fuck you 05:26 < kill3r> I just cannot repeat that enough 05:26 < kill3r> fuck you 05:27 < kill3r> thats the only response youll get from me 05:27 < kill3r> and all you fucking deserve 05:27 < wolkenfuchs> who are you talking to? 05:27 < kill3r> are you partially illiterate 05:27 < kill3r> this is a chatroom we're typing not talking you dipshit 05:27 < kill3r> also, i must be talking to you 05:28 < kill3r> since you're the only halfwit here 05:28 < kill3r> fuck you 05:28 < kill3r> reread this again silently to yourself: 05:28 < kill3r> fuck you 05:28 < kill3r> ^ 05:28 < kill3r> its almost over 05:28 < kill3r> your legacy of shit is almost at its end 05:29 < kill3r> you fucked with the wrong person 05:29 < kill3r> all of you 05:29 < kill3r> fucked with the wrong person 05:30 < wolkenfuchs> who are you? 05:31 < kill3r> someone you're going to know a lot better pretty soon 05:31 < kill3r> oh boy-o you dun' goof'd 05:31 < kill3r> bad too 05:31 < kill3r> haha 05:31 < kill3r> seriously its fucking over 05:31 < kill3r> im fucking fierce and i dont forget anything 05:31 < kill3r> this isnt over 05:31 < kill3r> by a fucking longshot 05:32 < kill3r> and if i cant get you 05:32 < Slothrop> Dude you're pretty cool. 05:32 < Slothrop> I PM'd you m8 05:32 < kill3r> whoever i get ill be thinking of you 05:32 < kill3r> i dont pm assh0le 05:32 < kill3r> say it here 05:32 < Slothrop> I was just wondering if you want to be friends 05:33 >> kill3r<< slothrop: shit 05:33 < Slothrop> is that a yes? 05:34 < kill3r> I never thought anyone would want to be friends with someone who was going to fuck their shit up completely 05:34 < kill3r> that just threw me off 05:34 < kill3r> well i guess if you're okay with knowing that I want you seriously dead 05:34 ::: Haribo [~Haribo@C53679B1:20408E81:86EA62:IP] has joined #ed 05:34 < Slothrop> oh yeah that's fine 05:34 < Slothrop> I want myself dead too 05:34 < Slothrop> I'm a terrible person 05:34 < Slothrop> I've done terrible things 05:34 < kill3r> do it urself 05:34 < kill3r> seriously 05:34 < wolkenfuchs> Why don't you kill urself? 05:35 < Slothrop> I've been considering killing myself, but that would just be letting myself off the hook too easily 05:35 < kill3r> lawyers are so fucking expensive 05:35 < kill3r> i cant afford any 05:35 < kill3r> save me the conviction 05:35 < kill3r> please 05:35 < Slothrop> kill3r: I'll help you pay for your lawyers 05:35 < Slothrop> I have a lot of money 05:35 < kill3r> the more you speak 05:35 < kill3r> the more appealing ending you is sounding 05:36 < kill3r> continue 05:36 < Slothrop> Oh that's fine 05:36 < Slothrop> What's your living situation like? 05:36 < Slothrop> If you want we could be roomates 05:36 >> kill3r<< slothrop: its ironic you ask me about living 05:36 < kill3r> you dont get 05:36 < kill3r> how fucked you are 05:36 < kill3r> lol 05:37 < Slothrop> that's awesome dude! 05:37 < Slothrop> We should totally hang out sometime 05:37 < kill3r> I could hang you 05:37 < Slothrop> You know I haven't known you that long 05:37 < kill3r> even better 05:37 < Slothrop> but I think we're really hitting it off 05:37 < kill3r> I think you're a fool laughing in the face of danger 05:38 < kill3r> like a baby duck befriending a kittten 05:38 < kill3r> or a nigger befriending a nazi 05:38 < Slothrop> i like kittens 05:38 < Slothrop> i like Nazi's too 05:38 < kill3r> your life is getting shorter with the information you reveal to me about yourself 05:38 < kill3r> lol 05:38 < Slothrop> I have a swasticat tattoo to prove it 05:38 < kill3r> but i wont stop you 05:39 < kill3r> you best just be quiet nigger 05:39 < kill3r> the more you struggle the tighter the wire gets 05:40 < Slothrop> Why I am no nigger 05:40 < Slothrop> I hate those dark skinned folk 05:40 < Slothrop> you're not dark skinned right? I wouldn't want to offend you 05:42 >> kill3r<< Slothrop when autolysis eats away at your flesh, and the morbid odor of what once shone golden becomes a putrid macabre black 05:42 < kill3r> when your very human hide becomes an odious, unctuous obscenity 05:42 < kill3r> I want you to ask me 05:42 < kill3r> will your skin be dark 05:42 < kill3r> will your fucking rotting skin 05:42 < kill3r> be dark 05:42 < kill3r> i ask you that nigger 05:42 < Slothrop> perhaps 05:42 < kill3r> what the fuck will you look like when you die 05:42 < Slothrop> That's my fetish you know 05:43 < Slothrop> I want someone to violently murder me 05:43 < Slothrop> it's would bring me such sexual pleasure 05:43 < kill3r> we can set this up if you consent 05:43 < kill3r> seriously 05:43 < Slothrop> sure! 05:43 < Slothrop> I mean 05:43 < kill3r> name a time and place if you truly do consent 05:44 < kill3r> no shits 05:44 < Slothrop> I don't really want to consent 05:44 < Slothrop> i want it to be done against my will 05:44 < kill3r> i will meet you wherever if you consent 05:44 < Slothrop> why does it matter if i consent to you? 05:44 >> kill3r<< slothrop: shut the fuck up 05:44 < Slothrop> ??? 05:44 >> kill3r<< slothrop: seriously 05:44 < kill3r> fuck you 05:45 < Slothrop> ooh yeah that's the right tone 05:45 < Slothrop> now tell me how you're going to fuck me up and kill me 05:45 < kill3r> you know legally I cant threaten you online 05:45 < kill3r> especially knowing that because youre all sick fucks 05:46 < kill3r> the feds watch every message sent here 05:46 < Slothrop> oh why I don't mind if you threaten me 05:46 < kill3r> because to be honest 05:46 < Slothrop> Are you afraid that you will get in trouble? 05:46 < kill3r> this entire website is an obscenity 05:46 < kill3r> but no one can exercise their power to tell you to stfu 05:46 < Slothrop> Chris Chan is that you? 05:46 < kill3r> so we just hope you make some fucking mistake 05:47 < kill3r> so we can arrest you 05:47 < kill3r> at least one of you 05:47 < kill3r> this is a cesspool for cyber bullies 05:47 < kill3r> lowlifes 05:47 < kill3r> degenerates 05:47 < kill3r> dregs 05:47 < wolkenfuchs> ^^ TRUE 05:47 < Slothrop> Did someone make an ED article about you? 05:47 < Slothrop> Here, link me to it I'll be sure to get it removed immediately. 05:47 < kill3r> this isnt over 05:47 < kill3r> sleep with two eyes open and a shotgun 05:47 < Slothrop> No 05:48 < kill3r> this isnt fucking over 05:48 < Slothrop> I'm not afraid of you 05:48 ::: kill3r [[email protected]] has quit [client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client] 05:48 < Slothrop> lmfao 05:48 <+ONX> looooooooooooooooooooooool