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Kill3r

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He is obviously upset because someone created an article about him.

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05:23 ::: kill3r [[email protected]] has joined #ed
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05:24 < kill3r> I hope you enjoy life support
05:24 < kill3r> and bed sores
05:24 < kill3r> also, full body casts
05:24 < kill3r> your future is pretty morbid you fucking jackasses
05:25 < kill3r> your next plan today should be ending your life threatening habits to find a good life support plan
05:25 < wolkenfuchs> bla bla bla bbla bla
05:25 < wolkenfuchs> bla bla bla
05:25 < kill3r> deciding who will be your next of kin
05:25 < kill3r> drafting up wills
05:25 < kill3r> and getting a nice haircut for your open casket funerals
05:26 < kill3r> you guys are literally niggers
05:26 < kill3r> with brains half baked in pressure cookers of gorilla hormones
05:26 < kill3r> I'm so sick of your shit
05:26 < kill3r> seriously
05:26 < kill3r> it will be over soon
05:26 < kill3r> fuck you
05:26 < kill3r> fuck you
05:26 < kill3r> I just cannot repeat that enough
05:26 < kill3r> fuck you
05:27 < kill3r> thats the only response youll get from me
05:27 < kill3r> and all you fucking deserve
05:27 < wolkenfuchs> who are you talking to?
05:27 < kill3r> are you partially illiterate
05:27 < kill3r> this is a chatroom we're typing not talking you dipshit
05:27 < kill3r> also, i must be talking to you
05:28 < kill3r> since you're the only halfwit here
05:28 < kill3r> fuck you
05:28 < kill3r> reread this again silently to yourself:
05:28 < kill3r> fuck you
05:28 < kill3r> ^
05:28 < kill3r> its almost over
05:28 < kill3r> your legacy of shit is almost at its end
05:29 < kill3r> you fucked with the wrong person
05:29 < kill3r> all of you
05:29 < kill3r> fucked with the wrong person
05:30 < wolkenfuchs> who are you?
05:31 < kill3r> someone you're going to know a lot better pretty soon
05:31 < kill3r> oh boy-o you dun' goof'd
05:31 < kill3r> bad too
05:31 < kill3r> haha
05:31 < kill3r> seriously its fucking over
05:31 < kill3r> im fucking fierce and i dont forget anything
05:31 < kill3r> this isnt over
05:31 < kill3r> by a fucking longshot
05:32 < kill3r> and if i cant get you
05:32 < Slothrop> Dude you're pretty cool.
05:32 < Slothrop> I PM'd you m8
05:32 < kill3r> whoever i get ill be thinking of you
05:32 < kill3r> i dont pm assh0le
05:32 < kill3r> say it here
05:32 < Slothrop> I was just wondering if you want to be friends
05:33 >> kill3r<< slothrop: shit
05:33 < Slothrop> is that a yes?
05:34 < kill3r> I never thought anyone would want to be friends with someone who was going to fuck their shit up completely
05:34 < kill3r> that just threw me off
05:34 < kill3r> well i guess if you're okay with knowing that I want you seriously dead
05:34 ::: Haribo [~Haribo@C53679B1:20408E81:86EA62:IP] has joined #ed
05:34 < Slothrop> oh yeah that's fine
05:34 < Slothrop> I want myself dead too
05:34 < Slothrop> I'm a terrible person
05:34 < Slothrop> I've done terrible things
05:34 < kill3r> do it urself
05:34 < kill3r> seriously
05:34 < wolkenfuchs> Why don't you kill urself?
05:35 < Slothrop> I've been considering killing myself, but that would just be letting myself off the hook too easily
05:35 < kill3r> lawyers are so fucking expensive
05:35 < kill3r> i cant afford any
05:35 < kill3r> save me the conviction
05:35 < kill3r> please
05:35 < Slothrop> kill3r: I'll help you pay for your lawyers
05:35 < Slothrop> I have a lot of money
05:35 < kill3r> the more you speak
05:35 < kill3r> the more appealing ending you is sounding
05:36 < kill3r> continue
05:36 < Slothrop> Oh that's fine
05:36 < Slothrop> What's your living situation like?
05:36 < Slothrop> If you want we could be roomates
05:36 >> kill3r<< slothrop: its ironic you ask me about living
05:36 < kill3r> you dont get
05:36 < kill3r> how fucked you are
05:36 < kill3r> lol
05:37 < Slothrop> that's awesome dude!
05:37 < Slothrop> We should totally hang out sometime
05:37 < kill3r> I could hang you
05:37 < Slothrop> You know I haven't known you that long
05:37 < kill3r> even better
05:37 < Slothrop> but I think we're really hitting it off
05:37 < kill3r> I think you're a fool laughing in the face of danger
05:38 < kill3r> like a baby duck befriending a kittten
05:38 < kill3r> or a nigger befriending a nazi
05:38 < Slothrop> i like kittens
05:38 < Slothrop> i like Nazi's too
05:38 < kill3r> your life is getting shorter with the information you reveal to me about yourself
05:38 < kill3r> lol
05:38 < Slothrop> I have a swasticat tattoo to prove it
05:38 < kill3r> but i wont stop you
05:39 < kill3r> you best just be quiet nigger
05:39 < kill3r> the more you struggle the tighter the wire gets
05:40 < Slothrop> Why I am no nigger
05:40 < Slothrop> I hate those dark skinned folk
05:40 < Slothrop> you're not dark skinned right? I wouldn't want to offend you
05:42 >> kill3r<< Slothrop when autolysis eats away at your flesh, and the morbid odor of what once shone golden becomes a putrid macabre black
05:42 < kill3r> when your very human hide becomes an odious, unctuous obscenity
05:42 < kill3r> I want you to ask me
05:42 < kill3r> will your skin be dark
05:42 < kill3r> will your fucking rotting skin
05:42 < kill3r> be dark
05:42 < kill3r> i ask you that nigger
05:42 < Slothrop> perhaps
05:42 < kill3r> what the fuck will you look like when you die
05:42 < Slothrop> That's my fetish you know
05:43 < Slothrop> I want someone to violently murder me
05:43 < Slothrop> it's would bring me such sexual pleasure
05:43 < kill3r> we can set this up if you consent
05:43 < kill3r> seriously
05:43 < Slothrop> sure!
05:43 < Slothrop> I mean
05:43 < kill3r> name a time and place if you truly do consent
05:44 < kill3r> no shits
05:44 < Slothrop> I don't really want to consent
05:44 < Slothrop> i want it to be done against my will
05:44 < kill3r> i will meet you wherever if you consent
05:44 < Slothrop> why does it matter if i consent to you?
05:44 >> kill3r<< slothrop: shut the fuck up
05:44 < Slothrop> ???
05:44 >> kill3r<< slothrop: seriously
05:44 < kill3r> fuck you
05:45 < Slothrop> ooh yeah that's the right tone
05:45 < Slothrop> now tell me how you're going to fuck me up and kill me
05:45 < kill3r> you know legally I cant threaten you online
05:45 < kill3r> especially knowing that because youre all sick fucks
05:46 < kill3r> the feds watch every message sent here
05:46 < Slothrop> oh why I don't mind if you threaten me
05:46 < kill3r> because to be honest
05:46 < Slothrop> Are you afraid that you will get in trouble?
05:46 < kill3r> this entire website is an obscenity
05:46 < kill3r> but no one can exercise their power to tell you to stfu
05:46 < Slothrop> Chris Chan is that you?
05:46 < kill3r> so we just hope you make some fucking mistake
05:47 < kill3r> so we can arrest you
05:47 < kill3r> at least one of you
05:47 < kill3r> this is a cesspool for cyber bullies
05:47 < kill3r> lowlifes
05:47 < kill3r> degenerates
05:47 < kill3r> dregs
05:47 < wolkenfuchs> ^^ TRUE
05:47 < Slothrop> Did someone make an ED article about you?
05:47 < Slothrop> Here, link me to it I'll be sure to get it removed immediately.
05:47 < kill3r> this isnt over
05:47 < kill3r> sleep with two eyes open and a shotgun
05:47 < Slothrop> No
05:48 < kill3r> this isnt fucking over
05:48 < Slothrop> I'm not afraid of you
05:48 ::: kill3r [[email protected]] has quit [client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
05:48 < Slothrop> lmfao
05:48 <+ONX> looooooooooooooooooooooool