Davkal

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Davkal was originally a real editor who was eventually banned from Wikipedia for behaving like a total dickhead cunt. He thinks science is for shit and dreams of replacing it with his important knowledge of the spirit world, magic crystals, zombie mating rituals, ghost puppet children, and psychically-induced orgasms (which are the dope). He also think the gubbamint is plotting to keep The Truth of anal-probing space aliens from the population.

He blames Science Nazis

Davkal's sworn enemy is Science Apologist, and Davkal fantasizes that his evil nemesis has created a robot sockpuppet named "Davkal" that is programmed to act like an ass on Wikipedia and discredit all that superstitious but totally cool paranormal shit. Davkal imagines that when anything that disagrees with Science Apologist lands on Wikipedia, he finds out who placed "that bullshit" on any paranormal article, especially a UFO article, and then a fake "Davkal" appears on the article talk page, gets banned again, and no one complains because Science Apologist has friends who are Admins on Wikipedia.

How Davkal imagines it works

• You place a "contributation" on Wikipedia that states to the effect that UFOs are for real and the US govt. is full of shit, and cite your source as some UFO nut webpage.
• A fake Davkal appears on the talk page.
• Suddenly, a Wikipedia Template appears on YOUR talk page, calling YOU a sockpuppet.
• If you go to the WP:AN talk page to complain about the accusation, the fake Davkal shows up there saying the attacked user supports them and says on here as well crap like this,"__________ is me too." Don't try to find anything there, Science Apologist's buddies removes all evidence.
• Suddenly you get blocked, and permabanned for being Davkal's sockpuppet. You try to explain yourself that you are NOT this Davkal, then you find your talk page blocked, which is Wikipedia's way of saying Get Your Fucking Ass Off of Wikipedia and keep it out.
• Time from article to being placed, having your ass tossed: 2-4 seconds.

Davkal believes this is all part of a plot by the Robertson Panel, Operation Mockingbird, and related protocol and guides set forward by the US government.

How it actually works

If you place anything on Wikipedia that is pro-paranormal then common sense will see your contribution(s) and your sorry ass tossed from Wikipedia and make sure that UFOs and other paranormal sludge is kept OFF of Wikipedia. Even articles about porn are more respected than I-Saw-A-Shadow-So-It's-An-Alien-Ghost paranormal wanking.

Source

• Examine Davkal's "contribs"