User:LightsaberGuy/Bronyism

What began as giant festering pit populated by sexually repressed man-children in the form a page from the epic faghole known as Facebook became a sweet haven for lulz on December 14, 2012, when a team of Trolls hi-jacked it from the gullible retarded admins. Leading the trolls was some faggot named Sagan, followed by Drake Hansen/DiPaul who worshiped Sagan's cock with a passion, and lastly came Trollvorlord; a true God of lulz. The bunch caused massive shitstorms on the page and its furfag populace. Sagan later left the page at some point while simultaneously dumping some sort of "Femadmin" on the two.

The team fucked around a lot on the page while the retarded Failbook Mods never noticed a thing. That is, until the day Drake invited Sagan back as an admin who them let some faggot called Nightmare Nyx as an admin who them removed everyone else and turn the page back into a brony faggothole.

Hijackers

Sagan

Faggot who lead the hijacking of the brony page for the lulz. He was pretty unfunny, so he left and gave it to Drake and Trollvorlord. Later, he hijacked EMI (Equestrian Mental Institution) and achieved a decent amount of lulz there.

Drake

Worshiper of Sagan's cock and Trollvorlord's bitch. He is a . He hasn't been seen since a while after the Nyx. highjacking.

Femadmin

An apparent whore, both the attention-seeking kind and a cam-whore. She posted n00d pix of herself a lot. Some of the page's "smarter" members believed she indeed never existed.