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User:Michster
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My name is Austin Anonymous dictator. My birthday is March, 25th. And if you don't buy me gifts I'll rape your mind senseless.
I was born in Missouri when I was a wee lad, I later moved to a gay state Georgia, because my family was really fucking poor because my dad got a really awesome job offer! I've lived here ever since. (10 years)
The reason we were able to move to Georgia is because my aunt died, (She made the best French toast) and we hijacked her house. We inhabited that hell-hole for about 4 years, and then moved into a house in a very upbeat neighborhood!
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