Agar.io

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Agar.io normally known as "Agario" is a Jewish funded faggot-fuckwit ISIS created game designed for 12 year old's and PooDiePi dick suckers.

It mainly revolves around blobs eating other blobs and getting bigger. People actually lose their shit on this "MMO" and most of the servers are filled with Russians and fat as fuck redditors. The special thing about this shitty game is that you can get different skins. You just write your name as "4chan" or "cocksucker" or something, and then the magic comes to life. There are some clans like "HKJ" or "eZ" that gang up on people to get bigger. (Please take note that when you get huger in the game, your penis does not become more larger) and once they finally fucking die, they start crying and don't play the game for 5 minutes until they play again and start recording their butt-fag screaming on Jew Television just like PooDiePi. Another awesome thing about this game is the ability to split and eject mass. Splitting is when you literally cut your self in half like Muslim's when they fucking suicide bomb and ejecting mass is like being circumcised.

How to be a pro at Agar.io

To become a master at the shittiest and most pointless game made, you will need to do the following:

Lose weight
Get a girlfriend
Change your name to "Feed=Friend", or "Gayyy", or "Reddit"
Make some fake as fuck clan tag like "FaZe Bitch-Nigger"
Know how to cook
Don't live with your mom
Subscribe to Shitstar123
Don't be Polish
Don't be a Muslim
Don't be a Jew
Don't be an atheist
Don't be a Christian
Don't have a fucktard religion

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