DJRaziel

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DJRaziel, constipated bitch GoddessMillenia's online BF, is many things -- a failed troll, a failed boyfriend, a failed person -- but really he's made up of just plain fail. He is the shining white knight of GoddessMillenia, charging to her aid against those who dare attack her. Or contradict her. Or express differing opinions. Or draw breath.

Back off ladies, he's taken!

prepping the lolcow for another milking

FACT: This is on his favorites list on DeviantART. Further proof that he is a faggot.

I R L33T HAXOR JUST LIEK JEFFK!!

Yeah, and I'm Princess Di.

The Lolcow

DJRaziel127 is an alleged 20-year-old romantically involved with GoddessMillenia's scaly hide. He is willing to get down on one knee and really lick boot, provided she do some licking in return.

He is known for showing up in the middle of a Jewtube shitstorm ready for a real fight, only to be relentlessly beat upon and mocked.

Unaware of what a target for lulz GoddessMillenia is, he insists on making things worse with quotes like:

	“	It's fun to watch RoseDincht as the thinks that by creating things on a parody website actually effects someone, but then again some people can't realize that what reality is. It's funny to see that after a month she is still updating the ED pages, wasting even more of her life to a pointless cause, but if I guess looking like a fool makes you feel better then she is more then welcome to continue being an idiot.	„
	—DJRaziel, a dead man

"As the thinks?"

Of course, this internet tough guy lives in dire fear of anyone discovering his status as a neckbeard. There is proof that DJRaziel only agrees with GoddessMillenia because he wants her to hit that. And by that, I mean his pox-riddled, furry, AIDs-ridden, shit-soaked, disease-laden gorilla scrotum. And if he really had been all right with this page, he would have let that stay.

You tubin'

Recently, GoddessMillenia had a violent attack of verbal diarrhea. Unfortunately, this took the form of a Jewtube rant against heteros.

	“	Kain just kills Umah when she pisses him off, he goes thorough much more stuff for Raziel. And is waaay more Devestated when Raziel sacrifices himself. Seems to me like he was using Umah and is truly in love with Raziel	„
	—GoddessMillenia, shitfactory.

and a directly contradicting rant:

	“	Yeah I don't like Tidus either. However, I'm not going to make up other pairings just because I don't like Tidus. Yuna is in love with Tidus, so the Tidus X Yuna the only pairing that should be supported. Beisdes with Lulu X Wakka	„
	—GoddessMillenia, hypocrite bitch.

She was roundly pwned, but instead of just walking it off like a man (or getting one of her gay friends to flash his claws like a woman), she ran and cried to DJRaziel, who joined her in the next free-for-all and defended her against the nasty people.

	“	wow what a bitch... Why don't you go die?	„
	—DJRaziel, comeback champ.

Y HELO THAR

When GoddessMillenia found her ED article, she immediately whined to him to shut it down, but anonymous is legion, and he failed. Then he got on irc to whine about it, invoking internet law, saying his girlfriend's many pieces of art were copyright, and threatening to sue. It was at that point that the mighty interwebz came hailing down upon him.

Any actual visit to one of her sites shows various pieces of copyrighted art from Funimation and Eidos, mainly just a helluva lot of screenshots. Further investigation showed that her DeviantART page did not acknowledge said copyright, and that she was in fact a two-faced bitch.

Tampon

Recently, DJRaziel has joined Derpaviangott as one of GoddessMillenia's personal human sanitary napkins, helping to stem the heavy flow of her stupidity, stroking her hair and giving her cups of tea when the mean little internets get her down. This places him firmly in the friend zone, which may be wise in light of the fact that if she goes down on him, it's probably statutory.

Due to the fact that he has come into contact of any kind with GoddessMillenia, it is very likely that he has KainAIDs. However, this shouldn't come as a suprise to anyone whose body has known the cleansing touch of soap.

Failed Hacker

DJRaziel takes credit for hacking Albatross18 servers, along with some other prick. Of course he was immediately caught, but not before this great accomplishment could go down in history as the first time anyone's crashed a game server, anywhere.

He thinks he's hacked ED. He's a fucktard.

Anti-lulz

Less than two day after GoddessMillenia called it quits, a new user showed up on ED known as DJRazhere. Cleverly disguising the fact that he is really DJCockGobbler, he attempted to edit this page and failed. He retooled the links to take credit for various shit nobody cares about. He pretends to take this article lightly and think it very funny, though if he were that amused he probably wouldn't be editing in the first place. His major claim to hacker status was that he googled ED and found out you can join to edit pages (WOW). In the end, he is nothing but a failed troll who does not know the difference between parody and satire. Go to his talk page and flame him.

DA

Recently, he joined the Animu fuck-fest that is DevianTart just to continue his current job of internet tough guy. Notice he has only two entries. Pictures. Of flowers. Yup.

See Also

• GoddessMillenia
• Derpaviangott
• Pedobear
• Internet tough guy
• Fucktard

More Links

• His MySpace
• His Website Fixed link.
• His Youtube A bunch of shit that nobody cares about.
• His cockgobbling status is well known. Even the people he works with know he loves the cock.
• A-18 faggery What he took credit for, despite being a fucktard.
• His DA page, probably even shittier than his girlfriend's.