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	“	I want the world to end. I want to have never been born. I want nothing to exist so that nothing can be hated. END THE WORLD ALREADY!	„
	—Your typical TheTopTens User

TheTopTens is a shitty countdown website infested with 12 year old babies who share the same, biased opinions on a variety of topics with one another. As expected of an entirely opinionated website, TheTopTens is a battleground for countless flame wars, 99% of which constitutes as completely useless arguments that never justify anything whatsoever. The site is mainly populated by crybabies who like to whine about the site's policy and make cancerous content for the purpose of trolling or starting flame wars for the fun of it, with most of them being metalhead losers, Justin Bieber haters, tweens, aspies, tourneyfags, GoAnimators, and/or pretty much anyone who is stupid enough to rely on Google for recommending the most excellent or desirable preferences; based entirely on amateur opinion.

Only a retard would be fooled about this cancer.

For your safety, Encyclopedia Dramatica asks that you don't go on TheTopTens. If you do, there will be a serious risk of Electric Shock, your computer blowing up, your balls catching fire, mental retardation, cancer, AIDS, suicide, or explosive diarrhea that will knock down The Twin Towers.

The Community

Below are a few of the notable retards who joined the abomination.

PositronWildhawk: The 21 year old king of the babies from Retardland who the users worship as a god. Many users think he is a ~~wonderful~~ cunt, because he's a narcissistic Deadmau5 fanboy, and for his unusual obsession with science. Like several other users on the site, he is also a militant atheist who fancies himself as an intellectual.
Therandom: A little kid pretending to be 17 who calls himself the Future ~~Overlord~~ (of snobs) who thinks he can be the admin and conquer the site. Little does he know that admin will ban him before he does so, making him cry like a 4 year old pussy. He also whines like a baby if you support the "Policy", and will add you to his Least Favorite Users List, just like everyone else on the site.
ChatNoirFan18: Retarded 15 year old girl with grammar worse than a 7 year old girl's and with a serious obsession with her favorite show: Miraculous Ladybug, so don't hate on it or she'll squeal like a squirrel.
Powerfulgirl10: A stupid autistic 13 year old nice girl. She will get offended over the littlest of jokes, like "your sexy". She also has really awful blog posts, which consist of caps lock and tween-words such as "stinking" and "stupid".
Britgirl: 42 year old pedophile bimbo who is dating PositronWildhawk after they met in Retardland one day and she tries to be badass and cool, but she ended up being ~~the best user of TheTopTens~~ a snob like the king of shit. Despite her age, she is known for her love of toilet humor, specifically fart jokes.
Disney1994: Bambifan decided to join the losers.
Puga: 14 year old hipster and self-confessed eproctophile who tries to be cool like Bitchgirl while in his home he cries in his closet everyday because of his ~~virginity~~ AIDS. He lives in Faggotryland, and enjoys bashing other users at every opportunity he gets, even though he isn't funny.
ModernSpongeBobSucks (AKA Kitsada): Top Tier Special Needs Snowflake weeaboo who hates users for stupid reasons like adding Uncle Grandpa to a list or hating anime. He is called the Prince Charming of TheTopTens because of his former relationship with TwilightKitsune. He also has an obsessive hate boner for "Ronald McDonald Trump".
TwilightKitsune: 15 year old "demisexual" weeaboo autistic version of Sleeping Bitchy known for her former relationship with ModernSpongeBobSucks, and for supposedly being one of the "kindest" users on the site.
ConnorBanjoper: 18 year old Blaze the Cat-obsessed version of Chris-chan who writes shitty fanfiction and gets angry whenever anyone insults Blaze.
xandermartin98: A degenerate 20 year old autistic furry of many fetishes. He has been banned from Reddit numerous times for obsessively submitting his own content to "cringe" subreddits, and even created his own Kiwi Farms thread. He's known for being hated by the toptens community itself and makes lists about his shitty fanfictions and his "brain fetish". He also has a fucking xandermartin98 as well, featuring a 7-minute foot fetish video of himself showing off his disgusting bunions.
DarkMatter1997: 21 year old militant atheist who sees himself as an "accepting" intellectual, all while getting triggered by any mere positive mention of religion. He is also known to submit himself to every "best users" list he can find.
CaptainMowzker: 16 year old Green Day lover with a creepy, seemingly unrequited crush on TwilightKitsune. He has deleted multiple accounts of his, and was previously known as Jeffery0206, BoredJeff02, and SomePersonYouHate. He is also known for his hilariously awful covers of popular alternative rock songs on YouTube.
Kevinsidis: 13 year old autist and self-proclaimed genius who is suspended frequently. He enjoys writing long run-on sentences explaining why he never did anything wrong, and that anyone who dares to disagree is INSULTING his AUTISM (despite previously claiming to be "cured" of it). He is well-known for his poorly-phrased death threats directed towards other users (including the site's staff), and for his incredibly embarrassing sex chats with user Catacorn.
Selfiefan68: Gay 18 year old who is apparently married with an adopted child. He calls himself "The Creative One Of TheTopTens", and is known for his fondness of tween sitcoms on Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel. He also has been involved in plenty of drama within the site, and will get angry at you for adding Donald Trump or some guy named Dimash Kudaibergen to a positive list of his.
Selfiefansman: Selfiefan68's 21 year old husband. He is known as a great contributor to the site, what with such brilliant lists as "Best Male Celebrity Saggers of 2017" and "Best Places to Sag Your Pants".
BlueTopazIceVanilla: One of the site's most hated users, best known for her potty humor-themed lists. Although the hate she receives is very much warranted, it should be noted that beloved users like Britgirl and PositronWildhawk get no criticism for creating lists that may as well be even more idiotic.
445956: A (surprisingly not younger) 13 year old SJW masquerading as an anti-SJW so the masses won't tear him to shreds. If you dare to not enjoy his "LEGENDARY" Pales From The Tit of Weird, he will get his nutsack shriveled up and yell at the top of his lungs, shattering glass all over the world. Almost as much as he shattered your faith in thetoptens being even remotrly redeemable.
lovefrombadlands (AKA saturatedSunrise): A 12 year old girl who goes on TheFlopTens for having no social life whatsoever. She has a strange obsession with her savior Halsey and will flood her trash bin she calls 'home' when you reveal how much of stupid SJW Halsey is. But enough about that.
Frodomar49: A 15 year old who masturbates to his own small dick, because everybody with a brain cell count above -1 has the brain capacity to not have sex with it. Has pictures of Casey porn plastered on his "walls" (AKA dumpster corners).
Darthvadern: Is an alleged 13 year old, and needs to learn how to spell properly. He will have a temper tantrum if you do not believe he has seen the Shawshank Redemption. He also has terrible quotes and his film taste makes no fucking sense.

And many other fags to come.

On Wikia

Some TopTenners created a wiki which thank god AggressiveBlaze deleted only for ~~more trash wikis to have been made and him getting banned from fandom~~ the users to whine like babies