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Brit/pol/ or Britpol is a never-ending containment thread on 8chan's /pol/ board where yellowed-teethed queenfanciers LARP at the UK still having an Empire or any relevance outside of their Brussel's run country.

Its major feature is its persistance, having a continuous run of threads numbered from #1 to #957 as June 2016. Of course, no one has ever bothered to archive these threads because this is an impossible feat to do on the internet and no one wants to read them anyway. Though tempting to compare this tenacity to a cancer, cancers grow and Brit/pol/ has largely been the same assortment of tripfags, NEETS, and closet normies since its inception after the mass migration from halfchan's /pol/ in 2014.

Brit/pol/ is not to be confused with threads of the same name found on halfchan, as by virtue of being on halfchan are never read by anyone interested in politics.

What gets posted there

No politics gets posted on Brit/pol/. Mods of the site clearly use it as a containment thread so they rest of /pol/ can be an Alt-right safespace and focus on the big issues like 'Does Trump love Israel?' and 'How much does Trump love Israel?'.

Instead, a heavy regimen of mummyposting, Carswell civic nationalism, and general bantz constantly peppered by images of Nigel Farage Drinking Ale In A Traditional English Public House.

The board has been high successful in trolling left-wing pundits, who are actually desperate for the attention and no doubt appreciate the fuel for their proto-commie bullshit.

Ecelebs have taken notice of the steady supply of docile minds and have pandered to the thread creating a deafening feedback loop of WOGS OUT.


Morality

Like all articulate minds, Brit/pol/ likes being told what it wants to hear. There is an obsession with being [god|moral]]. As being moral is hard and requires not wanking to cartoon children, they have instead outsourced their moral obligations to hacks such as Peter Hitchens (yes, his brother) and Roger Scruton. Posting images of these two allows them to continue their fascination with Recent Women, getting blowjobs from their mothers, race-mixing.

Ginnie

Some bint around #500 came to the threads. Once. Since them she has been supplying these NEETs with photos of herself so she can raise her profile as a right-wing blogger. They just won't let it die.

European Union

Deciding that there are too many attractive Polish women coming to the UK, Brit/pol/ has adopted a pro-Brexit stance to help increase the number of Indian, Chinese and Nigerian workers coming to pay taxes for their dole.

Who posts there

Holy shit, talk about tripfags. There is a common cycle that happens with tripfags on Brit/pol/

1) Anon chats there for about 50 threads and thinks he is amongst friends 2) Adopts a trip 3) Posts photo of self 4) Bullied/doxxed by everyone for being so stupid 5) Comes back as anon saying "hey I miss tripfag"

The common anon is a NEET, probably white or wishes they were, probably stupid but thinks they are smart, always talks about the demise of the white race but has no children and never will.