Godfrey Elfwick

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BREAKING NEWS!!
~~Godfrey has decided throw in his fedora and call it quits.~~ HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. He's back!

Time to correct all the wrong from the fegs here, and no i won't be removing all the wrongfegs wrong its their wrong for being wrongfegs so should remain for never.

1: the current incarnation of Elfwick on twather, is not the original Elfwick, Cue "BITCH BE LYING"

2: Elfwick is the aborted lovechild of the 4chanisforfembotpedos troll board known as the slymepit, the wildlife therein being referred to as slyme/slime/pitters/slymepitters [1] by the brains of the atheist flagellation circle, for not being enough of a mangina pissflap licker tribe, who live at freethoughtblogs and their perversion of a prophet pz the fat buddha myers. [2] and their "keyboardterrorists with latte for social justice, freedom, fempremacy, boys need to to know they belong on the cross of a butch domme with a strapon" splinter cell, the orbit. [3] who themselves are an attemtped coup of the world order reboot, of the wet fart into a pantieless crotch DOA forum known Atheismplus (A+/atheism+ and other variants) "my face triggers me, society needs to gofund my plastic surgery" warrior cast. All the justicetard websites are in terminal decline, after waging war with sanity for longer than most female rapists serve in a state paid for lesbian orgy camp, so trolling the cunts in their own zoos is self defeating.

3: The information contained from 1 to 3 is wholly factual and sworn as so on the ass of a virgin male stripper.

4: I am in no way connected to elfwick/slyme/or the whore of babylon that is peeweeless myers --Zappythezen 19:10, 18 October 2016 (EDT)

GodfreyElfwick is the unofficial spokesperson of male feminists, SJWs and the transracial people on Twitter. Describing Xirself as a "demisexual genderqueer Muslim atheist", Xe fought for their rights for many months before the Rachel Dolezal scandal brought them to the public's attention, leading to the creation of Xir #WrongSkin hashtag and articles about Xem on Yahoo, USA Today and The Mirror among others while others falsely accused Xem of being a troll.

#WrongSkin

#WrongSkin (or otherwise known as Transblackness/Transnigger) was the result of the suffering that Xe has faced as a transracial genderqueer. Xe managed to make #WrongSkin a worldwide trending topic.

#PregnancyForAll

See also: Mpreg

Spurred on by the success of #WrongSkin, Xe decided to focus Xir amazing ability to control Twitter on an even more important subject: Transpregnancy.

This hashtag came after Feminist Frequency rightfully complained that the new Fallout 4 mobile game has you defending defenseless women, when GamerGate retards had the idiotic idea of making the men pregnant. Of course being a complete whore, Godfrey quickly jumped on this, and coined yet a new hashtag. But like all unfunny Britfags, this is of course from an old Monty Python "joke", so Godfrey isn't even original.

BBC World Service: Star Wars

Successful trollings

Lauren Southern believed this blurred out tweet was legit. Turns out Godfrey was once again a god-emperor.

Exposed way back in 2014

Back in 2014, way before Godfrey was even born, the retard behind it was already trying it out, without too much success. Under the name Spongypissflap, he were already pretended to be a black women. It was because 4chan, so now you know why he is unfunny, created the so called Operation Lollipop. Where the goal were to pretend you were a SJW, and preferably a colored bitch. In an unexpected move, it turned out that at least one SJW knew to ask someone how to do a Google Reverse Image Search, and so all the 4chan retards who used the first image they found when searching for dumb black nigger fat bitch, were quickly exposed under #YourSlipIsShowing. And of course Godfrey was stupid enough to get caught.