Brett Keane/Keanegames

<Brett Keane

Like all other basement-dwellers, Brett has a profound interest in gaming. Due to Brett's incompetence, he is also really really shitty at them, so he constantly tries new games, to see if he can avoid getting his ass kicked. He can't.

“	Since I am pretty well-known in the gaming world, out there, a lot of people have watched my videos in the past. I find whenever I play MMO's or games like this, having to do with other users online, I tend to run into people, who have watched my videos, who like my work, and then they feel they wanna protect me and defend me and all that. I can't tell you one time playing a RTS game where an army has been able to kick my ass, because so many people have wanted to protect my little empires and shit.	„
—Brett Keane, I'm Building an Empire and I Won't Be Defeated.

Shit Games About missing Pics

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  A game nobody has ever heard of, called Alganon. Even though nobody plays this shit, Brett was still forced off the server.‎
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  Playing a huntard in Allod.
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  Free to play. Too expensive for Brett.
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  B&

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  Of course the Keane Machine tried out D&D.
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  Like Brett's own grand fantasy of him being awesome.
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  We wish Brett would try to be an hero instead.
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  Charactername Youtubekeanevlogs
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  Charactername Brettkeane
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  Yep, playing a shit game at 8:50 AM.
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  Brett found his wife in game.
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  This game reminded him too much of his childhood.
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  Even shitty Japanese games doesn't escape the Keane.
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  Quit this quickly. Went back to wifebeating. Didn't lose there.
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  Stopped playing this, realized you couldn't ebeg here.
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  Drettkeane?
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  Trying to create HappyCabbie in Sims3, his favorite game. Seriously.
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  Hated this game.

World Of Warcraft

Brett's Tauren named Brettdkeane. Never played it much.

He even named characters after his shitty books

But none of the previous games could ever hold the attention of Fatass.

“	Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am back to playing World Of Warcraft.	„

This is because WoW is a gateway for e-begging, less working and an excuse to avoid looking at his wife. He gladly uses the names family members when creating characters. Here is evidence that these characters are on the same account, and you bet your money on Brett not letting his wife play without him.

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  Plethora of Pets 3/28/2013. Level 85 3/17/2013
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  Plethora of Pets 3/28/2013. Level 85 3/17/2013
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  Plethora of Pets 3/28/2013. Level 85 3/17/2013

Brett wanted the special rocket mount, so he asked his idiot fans to help out.

They did. And his account got banned for fraudulently acquiring the mount.

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WoW About missing Pics

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  He hated WoW. Then he loved it. Sounds familiar? ‎
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  Brett loves fishing in real life, but in WoW he doesn't have to move.
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  Just like in real life, Brett wants to eat baloney in-game.
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  His most famous huntard. He gemmed it with intelligence originally.

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• He can't play a healer either.
  He can't play a healer either.
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  Trying to punch his wife here as well.
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  Family union.
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  The guild. Never worked out.
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  With 10000 subs, he still couldn't find people to join his guild.
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  Another character.
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  Another character. This one named Zorastrian.
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  Another unused character.

Blocked J-dubs over WoW

One day when Brett was up all night, a benefit of never having a job, he decided to play WoW with his retarded wife and his friend JDubs, also a retard. JDubs then had an IRL experience of getting a phone call, a new concept Brett. This meant that JDubs is unable to multitask and couldn't participate in WoW while being on the phone. Brett got mad and promptly blocked JDubs.

See also

• Brett Keane

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