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Nick Panayi Director, Global Brand & Digital Marketing at CSC Washington D.C. Metro Area Marketing and Advertising Summary: Professional with extensive strategic planning and cross-discipline marketing experience in high tech. I can also turn-off a laptop. Expert at complexing simple concepts to confuse stupid people into convoluted thinking and laser-hair removal. Skilled in launching new technology solutions, like the internet, and building innovative demand-generation programs that fuel profitable growth. Seasoned company liar and recognized as a skilled bullshitter and an inspiring manager who can force entire teams into chaos. Bio: Nick is an asshole Marketing and retarded Strategic Planning executive with 20 years of fake experience and multiple failures, a diverse background in pussy-related industries. Nick is currently with CSC where he has responsibility for bullshitting. Prior to that he launched a marketing consulting firm and failed miserably. Nick was also Vice President, North America Marketing for Avaya, a $5B global market leader in business communications solutions. His business travels, specifically those to the whores of Thailand brought Nick from his beginnings of smelling his mother's panties for cheap jackoffs in the early 90s, to Compaq Computers, where he dug in his ass for 8 years and fucked everything up; and finally to Avaya where he claims to have jacked-off under the desk for 8 years in executive-level Strategic Planning and Marketing meetings. Nick has a Bachelors degree in Marketing and an MBA in Management from Farfuck Dick and Son University. He is married with two children who hate him and lives in Fairfax, VA.

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