Talk:Main Page/Several Months

13 minutes of delight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAKDIUGTyJw

Im not a furry

On the forums "The Zaeg" has insinuated that i am furry..I would just like it to be noted that i am indeed not a furry. thank youFrenchfriedfrenchmen 04:58, 27 July 2011 (CEST)Frenchfriedfrenchmen

That just raises more suspiscion! But don't worry, everyone here's at least a closet furry. Equivamp^talk^{(Troll me here)} 05:05, 27 July 2011 (CEST)

Frenchfriedfrenchmen is indeed a filthy faggot fat furry fuck.

05:14, 27 July 2011 (CEST)

no im not a furry "The Zaeg"is the furry i dont lke wolf cocks or whatveer he aid i like thats a lie hes tryng to ruin my intenets nyfe bcuz he thinks hes cool just becuz he has bigger e epnis well stop STOP i am not fur furry thank you Frenchfriedfrenchmen 06:07, 27 July 2011 (CEST)frenchfriedfrenchmen

English.... Equivamp^talk^{(Troll me here)} 06:21, 27 July 2011 (CEST)

you know what i think ive played this out enough i want to thank everyone who helped me get here you are all only stepping stones,goodnight guys PS

i love you Frenchfriedfrenchmen 06:25, 27 July 2011 (CEST)Frenchfriedfurry

I Agree with meepsheep. This guy indeed is a faggot.

 SEVENPROXIES likes this. --SEVENPROXIES 17:24, 31 July 2011 (CEST)

Frenchfriedfrenchmen clearly loves the furry cawk. Mort432 06:52, 4 March 2012 (EST)

"Mario be playin' T-Dub"-T-Dub (Rap-along Version)

what makes this stupid chroma keyer + aspie video funny? NOTHING......... shit, cancer, stub, gtfo FatGingerKid 20:29, 15 March 2012 (EDT)

Old news is old and was already featured due to autism being a continuous lulz fountain ED has milked, and will continue to mil eternally. Mike the Great (talk) 05:03, 16 March 2012 (EDT)

WOOOOOOWEEEHH

This fits in the recent featured video trend.

Black people who hate black people.

AND HE'S A FAGGOT WEAB00 SCENE KID LMAO - lOVES HELLO KITTY AS WELL

What should we do about this?--ThePooThatTookaPee 21:18, 2 October 2011 (CEST)

Matt

Someone should do something about this game named Matt. He is also known as drkessence and NightmareProductions. He is a redneck who enjoys streaming (and doing a horrible job at playing) video games. He will ban you if you are at the same or above his intelligence level (which would probably be everybody except 8 year olds). He has a lolicon fetish, is a white supremist (will ban you the second you bring up the word black, or mexican). It was funny seeing little kids getting banned, it would even be more funny if it happened every day. He loves the tugboat. He also told me to not click the ads on his site (instead, just click the naked vanielle under his stream) for he does not want to lose another advertiser. his website is http://massivemoleculemedia.com/forum/index.php and his stream is http://www.twitch.tv/drkessence. He said have fun.

I'll get right on that, right after you read this helpful study guide on ED etiquette and return ready to answer a questionnaire.--MeetTheMedic 06:40, 23 October 2011 (CEST)

He just chucked a controller across the floor and has a mad face and permabanned the guy from all things related to M.M.M. I am ready for that questionarre now.

Welcome to the chat room! drkessence says, http://tinyurl.com/3e544od for chat rules. Disobeying them will result in a ban.

Let's try this...we don't wanna join or stay in that place. It's funnier to get BANT fairly. Ghey Aemerican 08:07, 14 November 2011 (CET)

What the fuck is up with the shitty Video of the Naos

Now we have RayWilliamJohnson fanboys running it--ThePooThatTookaPee 21:48, 25 October 2011 (CEST)

TOW

Hello. How does this abbreviation decipher? I understand it's all about Wikipedia, so why TOW? --Caperucito 12 22:49, 28 October 2011 (CEST)

TOW = the other wiki (Wikipedia)

22:53, 28 October 2011 (CEST)

Chris-Chan arrested should be on the moar you know

Him and his mom were arrested for entering the game place. they both got pwnd. their trial is november 7th. Should this go on the moar you know? DeupityNick 20:15, 5 November 2011 (CET)

Did You Know...

...even though Steve Jobs is fucking dead, people still write about him in the present tense? — Preceding comment added by Titaniums Mom (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

countdown to OVER 10000! articles.

And what would it be? I hope the 10000th article is how the world surived 11/11/11 and still believes the end of the world is 12/12/12. Ghey Aemerican 08:06, 14 November 2011 (CET)

Mariotehplumber

Yes I may be a Nigra person, but I feel this Jewtube retard named Mariotehplumber needs a fucking article here on ED, many n00bs have asked for admins of ED to rip the shit out of this fag. Many Reasons why:

He gets butthurt Fucks Classic Sonic Is a fail troll Calls every1 a faygit

Listen to how much he says fuck and gets butthurt. He has shitty grammar too...

Cat serial killer on the loose.

I was wondering if there is an article about this already or if someone is going to make one. For those of you who don't know some guy is killing off four month old kittens and then uploading it to youtube. The amount of butthurt is just imaginable.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8384136/man-feeds-live-kitten-to-python

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3976106/Catch-the-sicko-who-fed-a-kitten-to-a-python.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3977544/Cat-kill-film-No2.html

http://flix.tapuz.co.il/v/watch-4009132-.html

Lord Tony 14:32, 6 December 2011 (CET)

Christmas sucks.

If Christmas were an ice cream flavor, it'd be cinnamon eggnog and dick. If Christmas was the World Trade Center, i'd fly a plane into it every year. If Christmas was Gaddafi, i'd sodomize it every year. Fuck Christmas. Turbogook 21:32, 23 December 2011 (CET)

HAHAHA I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. º _º 21:33, 23 December 2011 (CET)

i no rite.

This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry.
You can help by learning from their mistakes.
Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

KILL

YOURSELF

FAGGOT

KILL

YOURSELF

FAGGOT

~O b l i q u e 21:34, 23 December 2011 (CET)

Gave enough of a fuck to acknowledge it. PROTIP: Shut the fuck up if you don't care. I don't care how much you don't care, nor do I care whether or not you exist tomorrow. Turbogook 21:47, 23 December 2011 (CET)

See Offended TKN 22:12, 23 December 2011 (CET)

Yeah, Christmas sucks...yer mamma's titties! :D

Here, have some COAL, you indignant fuck:

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/375505_322816437748175_100000594643800_1134285_1498102998_n.jpg

Christmas is whatever you want it to be, you're free to celebrate it in any fashion you like. If you want to spend the holiday pissing and moaning, well, have fun with that! Personally I enjoy the fuck out of Christmas, but that's because I celebrate it *MY* way with stuff that *I* like. It's not like there's some rule or law that says you have to celebrate Consumer Christmas with a great big holiday tree spirit shoved up your ass and shitting out Christian rainbows at every opportunity.

Mix things up a bit! Try something new! Celebrate "Crazy Christmas" this year:

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.175425925820561.43250.100000594643800&type=1&l=d6fa3a80aa

--Onideus

05:42, 24 December 2011 (CET)

Satan Claus redux

Seems some guy found inspiration from 08's Golden iPod Winner. Here's some links.

Yazdanpanah arrived at the apartment dressed as Santa, and shortly thereafter (post present opening), decided it was a good time to kill everyone and an hero. There were 6 witnesses to his homage to Satan Claus, and with himself the total score comes to 7. Unfortunately, there was no loli or flamethrower involved. Psycho-dono 21:55, 27 December 2011 (CET)

CRAPPY JEW YEH

I wish everyone a Happy New Year and a Happy Kwanzaa to our colored friends (hey, it's a ripoff of Chanukah and always falls on Christmas to last a week). I never liked Christmas, besides it's invented by the US government, corporations to sell their crap and celebrates the birth of a Jew named Jesus Christ whom may been made up, just like Santa Claus. White Aemerican 11:10, 30 December 2011 (CET)

Current Threat: SOPA

It is the truth. Now change the threat.

wait what?

The picture of the now says the reason the USA is going down the toilet but the location of the facebook post was Australia, someone change that unless I'm just not getting the joke.--Boo 02:55, 23 January 2012 (CET)

JFreedan

Who the hell added this random nobody to the article of the now? If you need to reason you prolly need to check this- Asalieri, unless it is a coincidence. LolPassive 03:44, 2 February 2012 (EST)

Blank pics?

Just wondering if it would be 'ight to remove some of thethe blanked out pics from old ED? Ones that cannot be recovered? --Saethwr 12:41, 29 January (CET)

Broken image markup should be moved to their respective article's talk page. --zaiger (talk) 17:20, 5 March 2012 (EST)

Enemy of LuLz spotted dead ahead!

Look at this page and in the comments section. Problem? http://www.youtube.com/user/Asalieri2

Cloaking device disengaged!

Saethwr 22:01, 18 February 2012 (EST)

Some changes

I think VotN's should be reset to 1 day, since we have like... well... just look. I'll do it, I just want permission, also I would like to propose that "Good New Articles" and "Articles which Need Help" be set to a new page template and moved, where they can be rotated through more frequently. They're pretty fucking stagnant. I'm volunteering to do that too. Mike the Græt (Talk) 19:19, 25 February 2012 (EST) Actually I think the Main Page/BNA is working fine but there's really no link to the talk page or anything like there is for the VotN and PotN and for people to help with. It sort of relies on wiki-asspieness. Mike the Græt (Talk) 15:04, 27 February 2012 (EST)

it seems that the suggestion about single day rotation on VotNs might get more input if it was proposed on the TJC. <3 -hipcrime 15:22, 27 February 2012 (EST)

i concur — Preceding comment added by hipcrime (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Bullshit Article Counter

Grammar nazi to the rescue! The front page says , "Serving over [number of articles here] since [niggers]" But it takes that number from live statistics; they arn't serving OVER that many articles, that's exactly how many articles are being served.

Fucking niggers.

We put a -1 in there Mike the Great (talk) 13:57, 4 March 2012 (EST)

Lying Negro!

Bullshit, you fat furry nigger. See image below for proof of your faggotry.

--Mort432 15:40, 5 March 2012 (EST)

There's a -1 in there, too Mike the Great (talk) 15:47, 5 March 2012 (EST)

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Main_Page/header&diff=154051&oldid=154035 TKN 15:52, 5 March 2012 (EST)

Why the fuck would you do that? ARGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG HHGHGHGHGHGHGGGGHGHGHGGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHHG MINDBLEEDNADOFNDOFOSFNSOFIDSFNDSIOFDFNSODNFOSNFIODNS.

You're a terrible person. Better fucking put on that chastity belt your momma gave you, or fix this shit, or it's hair-straightener time. NO LUBE.

--Mort432 15:55, 5 March 2012 (EST)

and a -1 cant be added b/c #expr doesn't work with commas TKN 15:58, 5 March 2012 (EST)

I think the mods just trolled me into oblivion. Why not just remove the word Over? Seriously, looking at it makes me want to hurt things. Like, small animals. Using blunt, occasionally fluffy implements.

--Mort432 16:01, 5 March 2012 (EST)

When it was 9,000 something it said "now serving over 9000 articles" That was the joke. You = newfag. --zaiger (talk) 17:15, 5 March 2012 (EST)

I remember that much, just the joke is irrelavant and unfunny now. --Mort432 17:39, 5 March 2012 (EST)

Methinks you have a -1 in testicles, Mort. --Enig of Norway - Talk Haus 17:49, 5 March 2012 (EST)

But I still have my +1 mace of slay undead.

--Mort432 17:19, 6 March 2012 (EST)

i will take you up on the offer of shoving objects into my lovehole. -hipcrime

17:54, 5 March 2012 (EST)

Hipcrime, I will shove all the objects you desire into the puckered abyss that is your anus, if only you fucking removed that "Over". God motherfucking damnit.

Mort432 17:19, 6 March 2012 (EST)

Current Threat

Add this to main page plz thx FatGingerKid 19:36, 12 March 2012 (EDT)

What happened?

~~Were jews doing ED or are Swiss people nazis?~~ So what's the reason that ED has to go .se like TPB? DekoMan91 18:19, 21 March 2012 (EDT)

Switzerland wanted us to keep a Swiss mailing address and phone number. We have both, but the registrar isn't recognizing them for some reason. Rather than waiting around for them to fix the problem (It has been 2 days and we haven't heard much of anything), we decided to move to Sweden. We feel ED will be much safer here, and if we aren't, we have a few backup domains set up so we won't have any downtime if this happens again. --zaiger (talk) 19:22, 21 March 2012 (EDT)

Sounds great. ED not being available is the worst time. DekoMan91

05:35, 22 March 2012 (EDT)

I was thinking that ED was taken down again. Mgs 11:09, 26 March 2012 (EDT)

If we are ever down for any amount of time just check out our Twitter @ED_Updates for status updates. --zaiger (talk) 16:11, 5 April 2012 (EDT)

Digger attacked you

http://encyclopediadramatica1.blogspot.com/2012/03/why-ed-continues-moving-sites.html

Why would he do this and say this about you? — Preceding comment added by Bobbydogg (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Eh. Another anti-ED blogger that reads like Chris-chan with less random capitilizations. Moving on... -=- Enig of Norway - Talk Haus 14:53, 25 March 2012 (EDT)

lol -hipcrime

15:07, 25 March 2012 (EDT)

Hahahaha butthurt bloggers like this is what makes ED so popular. --zaiger (talk) 16:07, 5 April 2012 (EDT)

Just finished Adventure Time

I don't want to seem arrogant, but could a mod/sysop/whoever edits the main page put it on good new articles? -Gray 15:31, 26 March 2012 (EDT)

I don't see it. Lord Tony 16:01, 5 April 2012 (EDT)

Scam popups are the AIDS

"Security Alert: This Link May Not Be Safe Facebook has teamed up with McAfee to help protect you online. The link you are trying to visit has been identified as potentially unsafe by our trusted partner. Visit the Facebook Security Page to learn more about staying safe on the Internet." chanage your advertisement partner, ED 07:40, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

<center> bbcode doesn't work

I don't know why but it seems that everything that is written between the <center></center> bbcode dissappears on the articles. Fix it. DekoMan91 09:35, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

Well it seems not only these but also quotes and god knows what else doesn't work atm. DekoMan91

10:46, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

test

	“	test	„

looks fine here man. ????

-hipcrime

12:32, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

Take down the pages slandering Bill Holbrook

Or this will happen to your unstable site:

(Pic removed due to SARS)

Ta Ta. Last chance :) Fightthepower 07:55, 28 March 2012 (EDT)

I see a little silhouette of a fag; scaramoosh, scaramoosh, would you like the banhammer -

08:13, 28 March 2012 (EDT)

It's a mystery he's still into this. But oh well when some people even have so much no life that they spam on the Get More Into YouTube video for over three weeks with 20+ posts a day then nothing should surprise me. DekoMan91

08:28, 28 March 2012 (EDT)

You guys are sore losers. Image reuploaded due to win:

(image removed due to SARS)

) Try and block us Esperatogod 16:00, 28 March 2012 (EDT)

Oh look, it's this fag again. -

16:27, 28 March 2012 (EDT)

Tame your homophobia ;) Image re~~uploaded~~moved due to ~~win~~ SARS:

(SARS ahoy)

Ta ta. We're winning JudgeSchiliaa 13:58, 29 March 2012 (EDT)

Disillusion must be a fun yet horrifying way to live for you guys. Either way, if you somehow haven't figured it out, furfag vandalism = Hammertime hamm-hammer hammertime. -

20:08, 29 March 2012 (EDT)

You mean like how you guys think your site won't collapse like a house of cards?

Image reuploaded due to ~~win~~buttfrustration:

Do you want the page gone? Then, plzclkthxbai.

)Banned Furfaggot #83759-B5 13:08, 31 March 2012 (EDT)

Yeah, something like that. I've been threatened/stalked/harassed by losers way more competent than you. We aren't going anywhere, if anything you're just ensuring the pages expansion. I've pointed out the removal policy several times to your various socks with no effect. You're just wasting time on both ends. Garrett 13:24, 31 March 2012 (EDT)

I'm surprised they're even smart enough to change their IP address just to banndodge (if they're IP raped, that is). -

13:29, 31 March 2012 (EDT)

Even 30something furry manchildren can find open proxy lists. Garrett 13:31, 31 March 2012 (EDT)

Where the fuck is the One Goh article?

Dick Penis Tostada

I fixed that piece of shit MSPA article, seeing as how it was plagued by some kind of 16 year old girl's twisted view on reality. You're welcome, niggers. Akatsua 20:28, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

I need help

I wrote this: http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dylanillingus

Obviously I need help now, I think I'll go to the nearest psychiatric hospital. Now you go and wank to it. --CastleBravo 18:24, 4 May 2012 (EDT)

What the fuck did you just say to me?

I'm not realy sure where but this would be great for the main page. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl Armucat 06:16, 23 June 2012 (EDT)

In the first 3 seconds I closed out. Lord Tony 00:28, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

It's a shame a guy with this good of a voice doesn't have a better recording set-up. Mike the Great (talk) 04:33, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

He is singing a article? lulz Lazarus

I did laugh at the first couple of lines (as I was high earlier) but then it seemed to drag on. Such a shame since it could have been epic but I think he tried too hard. Not that I could have done better though.

Suki  13:29, 12 July 2012 (EDT) -

Richard Kuta : The Trolling

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Sonmanic#He.27s_back..._AGAIN

So we all expected that this faggot would return, but I never dreamt of such a lulzy comeback. I think it's time to troll the fuck out of this Chris Chan wannabe. --CastleBravo 10:39, 11 July 2012 (EDT)

Hey niggers.

General discussion goes here, faggots. Lord Tony 04:06, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

Batman guy admits it was for the lulz

The batman shooter pretty much admitted it was all for the lulz, I hope a article is in the works by now Whitemasterrace 02:13, 21 July 2012 (EDT)

My Onigojirakaiju article....

Is it worthy of the "good new articles" spot on the front page? ^{^{Are you butthurt?}} _{BAWWW here.} 19:22, 21 July 2012 (EDT)

Yes, done TKN 23:27, 27 July 2012 (EDT)

LadyALT69

I'd like to nominate it for AOTN. Or at least a Good New Article. --Crotch 02:38, 2 August 2012 (EDT)

Random Page - Error

Clicking the 'Random Page' is currently resulting in 503 Service Temporarily Unavailable... - Mr Jonzz 20:38, 24 August 2012 (EDT)

Little Baby's Ice Cream "This is a Special Time"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0 — Preceding unsigned comment added by Blaine (talk • contribs)

Nick Panayi CSC NRA Gun Nut.

Nick Panayi

Director, Global Brand & Digital Marketing at CSC.

Washington D.C. Metro Area Marketing and Advertising

Summary: Professional with extensive strategic planning and cross-discipline marketing experience in high tech. I can also turn-off a laptop. Expert at complexing simple concepts to confuse stupid people into convoluted thinking and laser-hair removal. Skilled in launching new technology solutions, like the internet, and building innovative demand-generation programs that fuel profitable growth. Seasoned company liar and recognized as a skilled bullshitter and an inspiring manager who can force entire teams into chaos.

Bio: Nick is an asshole Marketing and retarded Strategic Planning executive with 20 years of fake experience and multiple failures, a diverse background in pussy-related industries. Nick is currently with CSC where he has responsibility for bullshitting. Prior to that he launched a marketing consulting firm and failed miserably.

Nick was also Vice President, North America Marketing for Avaya, a $5B global market leader in business communications solutions.

His business travels, specifically those to the whores of Thailand brought Nick from his beginnings of smelling his mother's panties for cheap jackoffs in the early 90s, to Compaq Computers, where he dug in his ass for 8 years and fucked everything up; and finally to Avaya where he claims to have jacked-off under the desk for 8 years in executive-level Strategic Planning and Marketing meetings.

Nick has a Bachelors degree in Marketing and an MBA in Management from Farfuck Dick and Son University. He is married with two children who hate him and lives in Fairfax, VA. — Preceding unsigned comment added by NickPanayi (talk • contribs)