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BYOND
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! BYOND looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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A valiant but failed effort by a pair of bright-eyed students, BYOND is a piece of shit used to create anime games. The community consists of 30-year-old virgins living in their mothers' basements, and 10-year-old freaks who are obsessed with anime. There are over 9000 anime games, countless other fan games limited to 10 FPS and SNES graphics, and a small collection of "original" content which is all based on other games. The majority of the developers, being under the age of 14 and thinking blue text on pink background on their shitty MySpace pages prepares them for programming, harp endlessly about the language being too difficult to use and instead opt for downloading a complete source previously stolen by someone else and simply modifying the text that appears in the window's title bar when played.
The BYOND community consists of two groups: the "guru" elitists who would prefer to delete anything with the word "Naruto" in it if it weren't providing the system's primary income; and the endless anime fanboys with IQs below room temperature. The latter group is the more prolific developer. Claims of the system being simple to use for a beginning developer are lost among the pompous comments of the senior members, who frequently take time out of their day to call you a dumbass for not taking considerations with your program code that haven't been relevant since the eighties.
For a fee of $18 per year, you receive a small collection of extra perks:
- A blog to bitch about other members or to create drama
- The ability to rank games, allowing their perceived popularity to bloat even further
- Extra shit from games that reward BYOND members
- A misplaced sense of elitism
- The ability to disable ads (for those dipshits still using IE that don't have an ad blocker plugin of some manner)
The 5 Sections
Basically what everyone 13 year old boy goes to when they can’t google their favorite anime BYOND games. It's usually useless because of dumbass admins that make excuses for failure to properly sort them.
- Action
- It's usually where every dumbass goes when their Xbox 360 caught the red ring of death. It's full of Megaman and Zombie games. Not as bad as anime, but still pretty fail.
- Anime
- Basically what every Narutard, DBZ Fanboy, Bleachfag, and Pokenerd reside before they make the Final Solution. 99% of byond is anime and all of them are stolen rips of older games.
- Casual
- Where the admins usually hang around. The only reason people would be over here is to troll.
- RPG
- Like BYOND anime, only nerdier.
Creating Games
- Download any previously stolen source code.
- Locate the administration section and put your key inside all the strings.
- Change the text that appears in the window's title bar.
- Upload it.
- Claim it's yours.
Congratulations, you have your own original MMORPG, now go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.
Being Cool
Because the majority of BYOND's player bases are retarded anime fanboys, seeming like you're cool is no difficult feat. Try these tips to become cool on BYOND:
- Create a game and lure in some random people as administration (see above for details).
- Always pretend you know what you're talking about, no matter how wrong you know you are.
- Whenever you see a player in a game that is ostensibly female, flirt with it and attempt to flaunt your totally awesome game or sprites.
- Never admit that the trolls are smarter than you are.
- Make a bunch of terrible icons, then gloat about how great an artist you are.
If these tips are too difficult for you to follow, you should consider taking the easy step and pressing alt+f4.
Quotes
—BYOND member Spunky girl. (You know? The BYOND SLUT) |
—BYOND member Gokumasaki. (The flailing troll.) |
—Byond member King killer 113711. (The know it all.) |
—Byond member Rorian. (The fag on DBF.) |
—Some random BYOND member, who will come back in 4 months tops |
—BYOND member Teh GREAT Thundorz, a retard acting like a 13 year old boy |
—Byond member who got caught, and doesn't want to look geeky(to late) in front of the other BYONDorks |
—BYOND member Poal, a hair away from opting for the final solution |
—BYOND member Dark Wizard, bitching at BYOND admins for being trolled. |
—BYOND member Masterdan, attempting to muster some sort of reply on Propaganda |
—BYOND Member Ganing, causing pointless edrama. |
—BYOND Member Kalzar, shifting the blame to the REAL culprit. |
—Cocksucker CyAlpha |
—AnimeBeyond, another example of nigger influence on BYOND |
—Moar nigger shit by that nigger AB |
—BYOND cockLover Tophat. Also known for performing BJ's at a discount. |
—BYOND member Randomman1. |
—BYOND member Rumia, claiming to be great after making shitty icons. |
Games You Should Troll
- Byond AnimeFilled with Retarded rip's and nerds with Butthurt easy Troll targets
- Resident Evil Outbreak Another REO2 fail rip by Jason and Sharingannodamie. People never stop.
- Resident Evil Online Beta A REO2 rip by Richy221 some fag with emo looking hair. All he did to the game was add a little health meter not much done and also him as admin. I mean come on kid you fail.
- Bleach Last Horizon Another Bleach game rip off of Bleach Los Noches claims to have put hard work into the game, but you can smell the BLN and BSOC icons. If you pick between the two, I would choose the real game which is pvp, but atleast it is not a rip. Not to mention its community is full of trolls and drama!
- NarutoSupremeShadows-Most notable rip on Byond. Narutard game with drama,hackers,Lazy ass owners and lots of Gay GM's. Owned by a rapist
- Naruto Dasshoku Seiryoku A Naruto Bleach fusion game filled with drama.
- Dragon Ball Epic Universe Another version of finale by Dragonn/Tenshaku/Nubtard. They claim that this one is more RP fixed with shitty sounds and mass MJ, Diarea(Not how you spell it failass), and other dumb ass commands.
- Naruto Grand Online Adventure The most popular game on BYOND, also a narutarded game. The game used to actually be fun back in its beta stages, but just like every other BYOND mmorpg it requires you to sell your soul to not suck at the game.
- Dragon Ball Finale This game "Isn't a rip" it just has the same icons as Zeta! It's an incredibly boring game with people who know everything in the world :)
- Chatters Retards pretending to be smart. Act as ignorant republican christian for maximum lulz.
- Cowed Eurofags gather to yiff. Ironically, the players and moderators are all lolcows. Homosexual slurs gain extra points.
- Final Fantasy Legacy The most "popular" FF4 rip, that "isn't a rip and has permission from the original coder!!!11one". Already has quite a few trolls on it, though they're always looking for a few more good trolls! Plus, it's easy to get a rise out of the (current) "creator" of the game, too.
- Dragonball Z Dark Apocalypse Another DBZ rip made by a 14 year old girl. This variation is quite special though. They claim to be the game that remains true to the series. Maybe that's why you can choose to become a sword-wielding dragon ninja. The "owner" having a voice that rivals Yoko Ono is also a plus.
- Pokemon Advanced Network Possibly the most original game on BYOND. Steals and uses sprites from various Pokemon Ranger games. (This is secretly an attempt to advertise. Sh.)
- Naruto New Dawn Perhaps the Worst Game on BYOND, Has a Fail Battle System, Bratty Players, And Admins that Enjoy Sucking some massive Dick, Along with a Player that Poses to be a man.
- Death Note: Online Fail ass game with a -bitch- as the owner. Pissy ass fourteen year old. You need to troll that shit into an oblivion.
The Community
STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
External Links
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