Cheeyev

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

	“	I'm the worst user on dA... I'm just a stupid attention seeking butthurt whore...	„
	—Cheeyev himself, showing that of all the things you can call him, 'not self-aware' isn't one of them.

Cheeyev is the deviantART handle of freshly-minted Lol-cow Eli Symanowicz, a 16-year-old masochist from the United States, who became notorious in late 2013 for being the most lulzy attention whore on the site since Chasethehedgehog. When he's not posting five journals a day whining about how much his life sucks, this emo fag is busy stealing others' art. Oh, and he claims to have Asperger's Syndrome; surprise, surprise.

Journals

Sure they do, you post about it multiple times a day!

Cheeyev bombards his unsuspecting watchers with whiny rants which are usually previous journals that have been slightly reworded. Between January 1 and January 23, 2014, he has posted fifty journals, many titled "Vent" or "Semi-Vent". These journals are filled to the brim with self-loathing and crybaby antics, but are mostly an attempt on his part to seek compliments.

Journals include his friend getting hacked, calling out other members for laughing at his art, self-harming habits, sucking at Transformice and getting blocked by everyone.

As of the end of January 2014, Cheeyev has 682 deviations on deviantART. Since the counter goes up when journals are posted, and Cheeyev has posted an astounding 439 of them, that means over 64% of all his deviations are journals. Is this guy using deviantART to showcase "his" art, or just as a free, online psychiatrist's couch?

Art

Pokemon dedicates a scene to one of its fans: Cheeyev.

Cheeyev: "Eventually, once I reach the pinnacle of depression, I resort to attempting to lacerate myself, but I always fail and I can't make a real cut, so who cares?"

Whether it consists of stolen pixel traces or crappy drawings, his artwork never improves. Despite compliments from his fans, his responses are similar to his journals. Some commonly used words or phrases in the description of the drawings are: Godawful, butthurt, *sob*, and haters. His terrible attention seeking methods baffle even the smartest of people. Maybe others are hesitant to call bullshit because of the disorders he claims to have. He is sooooooooo GAYEE that other gays are scared of him.

“	Alright, so this may get long... so please bear with me. A user by the name of “Cheeyev” has been continually harassing people by sending his ~1077 watchers after several different users (most commonly myself and ladycatgirl) just for disagreeing with him or even for having "god awful art". I have never seen so much drama come from someone as young as 14... He claims to have multiple disorders while his behavior is often contradictory to his claims. He often uses these as a way to garner sympathy or as an excuse for his horrid behavior. He clearly has a massive ego, especially since he keeps saying "I’m so friendly and nice". He constantly begs for fan art and gifts and he’ll block anyone who has "bad art" or anybody who draws ponies (even though he is an admitted brony...). If anyone favorites his art he will call them "Mr(s). Superior" and act all sad about it.. He posts pictures off self harm on occasion and quite frankly it's immoral to expose people to that sort of thing... I have reported him 4 times for his behavior and the Admins refuse to do anything about it... They keep saying that they don't have enough proof of his transgressions and that I should block him. Problem is that I've already blocked him, but I he an army of naive problem starters that keeps coming back to my page in larger and larger numbers. Basically, it would be wise to block anyone on any social media platform that have the usernames "peels9765" or "Cheeyev". It will save you from the stress.	„
—DeviantartConfessions member, on Cheeyev's bullcrap.

Other 'confessions' include Cheeyev's manipulation of his watchers, how he should be a character in Animal Crossing, teenage angst and how the D.A. admins defend his harassment of others.

Cheeyev Can Be Quite The Douche

Cheeyev gets scolded by arguably the person trying the hardest to make peace between him and all whom he has wronged.

A troll who fooled many, but ultimately failed to get Cheeyev to change his ways.

One of the better, most-recent examples of how Cheeyev stirs up trouble is over a birthday gift between friends. deviantART member Silverx-2013 drew a modest gift for his friend Natasha-Delphox's birthday, causing Cheeyev to accuse his then-good acquaintance Silverx-2013 of being a traitor for daring to draw something for someone who "hates" him. Thus, one more person becomes painfully aware of Cheeyev's true nature; minus one ally for Cheeyev.

“

sorry to seem like im butting in!

but theres a lot of things wrong with him.
he cant even stand the fact that one of my friends who is also his friend made a gift for me.
and its my fucking birthday for goodness sake.
oh yeah,look here for the comments. ^^;
http://silverx-2013.deviantart.com/art/Mimi-Full-Emo-form-436987009

i "hate" him for many good reasons.
1. he wont stop making call out journals.
2. he harassed my friends
3. he harasses everyone who doesnt like him
4. he claims hes depressed...but im not sure if i should believe him!
if he was depressed,he would be taking our help,not shoving it away like some idiot!
5. hes a little bit...greedy. i saw these comments on a journal one time:
"is there anyway i can help you?"
"plenty of gifts and fan art will help"
im sorry,but thats a bit much...
sorry for ranting

„

— Natasha-Delphox, revealing how Cheeyev wins friends and influences people.

The meltdown was so drastic, it caused someone who was at the time pretending to be one of the more omnipresent of Cheeyev's white knights, a deviantART member who goes by the user name SatsuAyaka, to quickly admonish the irritating little brat. Cheeyev's obstinate personality has proved too tough for SatsuAyaka's best attempts to quell the drama though, as despite going out of her way to chat with him on Skype in an attempt to get him to change his ways, he continues to perpetrate all the bad habits that have made him notorious throughout deviantART. How long until the scorpion known as Cheeyev stings this frog? If the fetid, bloated corpse of Silverx-2013 floating downstream is any indication, SatsuAyaka might want to hurry up and dive underwater!

Whelp, she waited too long and got stung. SatsuAyaka eventually gave up the charade after being unable to withstand Cheeyev's faggotry any longer, admitted her undying hatred for Cheeyev and now openly mocks him. SatsuAyaka did make a legitimate attempt at peace however, even though she abhors the supreme jerk.

Even Cheeyev Hates Cheeyev

While Cheeyev incessantly talks about physically harming himself and threatening suicide, it's the verbal self-deprecating comments in which he excels. Lest you think that he only annoys you and other non-teenagers who read his writings, here is a small (small, because posting them all would take up too much bandwidth for Encyclopedia Dramatica to run properly) sampling of what Cheeyev says about himself.

	“	honestly, I'm only a jelous prick that vents too much.	„
	— Cheeyev

	“	I feel like I need that...	„
	— Cheeyev, in response to a spanking drawing.

	“	Erm, hello. I'm an attention seeker who hates his life...	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	I'm nothing more but a stupid art stealing attention fag that deserves nothing but hate... It's the truth...	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	I'm just a crying butthurt bitch	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	I'm an attenchion seeking butthurt loser, and that is the truth.	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	Nobody likes me and everybody hates me	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	Somebody should kill me...	„
	— Cheeyev, on a shout on his main user page. Posted on: Fri Jan 17, 2014, 12:33 PM.

	“	I'm nothing but a fucktarded asshole...	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	I'm nothing more but a useless retarded prickazoid that deserves to die..	„
	— Cheeyev Shout, July 20, 2014.

	“	Well done, sherlock! Of course I'm an attention whore!	„
	— Cheeyev Shout, Sat Dec 13, 2014, 10:22 PM.

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Supporters

As with every attention whore on deviantART, Cheeyev has legions of adolescent fanboys at his beck and call, ready to do battle with anyone who besmirches his good name. Currently sitting at 1,204 watchers, this group, sometimes referred to as the 'Boo Hoo Brigade', will crapflood users whom Cheeyev calls out in his journals. No matter how many journals their lord and savior pinches out of his anus, they never seem to catch on that it is he who is the problem.

Epic Hissy Fit

Like any other good attention whore, Cheeyev loves to pretend to storm off of deviantART in a snit, only to quickly return. The routine goes: post a journal announcing you're leaving, deactivate, take advantage of deviantART's 30-day grace period to return, fans rejoice! This has been used by so many looking for asspats, but this is now Cheeyev's fourth time, showing how desperate he is for attention.

In his rambling, incoherent rant, Cheeyev displays how delusional he is by blaming a few select members for everybody disliking him, rather than his own abrasive personality. He also violated D.A. policy with probably his thirtieth call-out of said members, but the rules don't seem to apply to him.

Look for the triumphant return of newly-dubbed Sir Wankshaft McShitstain to D.A. shortly, hopefully soon.

On YouTube

Cheeyev recently joined JewTube. His first and so-far only video, posted on December 29, 2013, is the usual butthurt we've come to expect from our favorite tranny, just in audio form! Enjoy before it is bawleeted.

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

Cheeyev's lovely art.
Not photoshopped.
Cheeyev after his parents got sick of his spam journals.
A collage of lulz.

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Cheeyev's creepy eyes prevent him from knowing how to rotate an image.
A D.A. member offers Cheeyev a helpful link (top-right).
Well, the first step is admitting it.
In the same quick flash in time: D.A. and E.D. simultaneously confirm Cheeyev is the Devil.
Bawwwww Bunny is a rank amateur when compared to Cheeyev.
Quotes.
How Cheeyev was born.