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Lord Foxworth

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Note the hover-fucking-hand.
"Fucksworth, I am disappoint"

'Foxworth/WindowsMillenium2000 (powerword: Foxworth/WindowsMillenium2000 is a persona that he made that includes his real-life interests, just blown to an autistic proportion. The persona is a script kiddie who worships Windows 2000 and old-as-mamonth's-shit (which the real Nicholas/Foxworth actually does) computers, and is a huge sick fuck obsessed with an anime character named Mio Naganohara from Nichijou. He later confirmed that his "real and legitimate" waifu is Yuuko Aioi of Nichijou.

Nicholas's "real" online alias is Foxworth, and he partially used this alias within his more commonly known alias; WindowsMillenium2000 on Deviantart.

Driven by sick lust for an teenage animu loli, a fellow autistic Foxworth fan created a board /chuckecheese/ on 8ch.net, which was later given to Nicholas himself where he spreads his hideous faggotry about his waifu. The board is crammed with shitposters that spam paint-drawn pics with Mio to satisfy his spanless fap fantasies.

   
 
Half of the things I said within the troll about Mio REALLY DO apply to Yuuko, my real waifu.


 


 
 

DeviantART

Foxworth's awful "art" can be found on his DA page. He apparently has perfect Photoshop skills that strongly resemble those of JustinRPG, the Foxworth's long lost father.

Quotes

Well, he doesn't know what the fuck the "razor" is
Mio is creeped out by his antics
Foxworth cheating on Mio with some android slut
"GET OUT OF THE SCREEN YOU BITCH!!!"
Surprise buttsecks! o_O
The happy couple shows their unshaved legs
Read the text on the screen...
At least this one is not as cringeworty as others


 
 

Alright. I don't know how I can express my love for Mio other than writing about her and making photos that include her, so here I go once again. Mio, you are truly the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me. I feel like you're a gift. I know I say it often, but at this point my life literally revolves around you.

You're all I think about and you're everything I will continue to think about for the rest of my life and beyond. Even I'd say my obsession with you is slightly unhealthy but in the best way possible. You're perfect. My heart fills with joy as I see your beautiful face, knowing that I love you and you're safe with me. I love every aspect about you. Your looks, your personality, your humor.

There's literally nothing more pleasing than to put on my playlist of the entire Nichijou soundtrack and to lay in my bed in tears thinking of you. It's literally how I spend all of my days as a NEET. From the moment I wake up to the moment I fall asleep, it's about you. Before I go to sleep, I remind myself of the wonderful times we could have. When I wake up, I imagine you next to me still asleep in my arms. There's nothing more I want than to feel your wonderful, beautiful warm body in my arms under the covers as I hug you tightly. My romantic feelings for you exceed anything I've ever felt in my life before. You overload my emotions with the pure, clean feeling of love. Every cell in my body explodes with joy whenever I see you.

I just would like you to understand my love for you. I don't know if there's a way to REALLY let you know, Mio. I believe you are real. You have affected me on a psychological level, and it's getting to the point where I can't go a minute without thinking about you. I can't even animate hardly anymore without thinking about you. I can't accomplish any goals in life without dedicating them to you. You're an inspiration, Mio. Everything I do that I'm proud of I do for you.

I just hope you understand that I love you and I always will, and my love for you is eternal.
 


 

See also

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