Sparx Traxx

Anyone up for a round of the crying game?

Sparx Traxx is actually a tranny.

Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__)

Nobody has heard of this person, but whoever they are, vandalizing this article only makes us want to learn more...

"I'll suck your dick and give you a free hat!"

Note the broad shoulders, asymmetrical breasts, and bulging forearms. Clearly female.

Sparx Traxx, aka Sean Mcgee, Bass Husky, Nexus² Fennec, “Christine,” or Chris Dawson , and referred to as "the monstrosity" by those unfortunate enough to encounter him IRL, seems like your average fur faggot that you’d see on the internet at first glance, occasionally participating in rants against the furry fandom, posting furry art, and sharing the typical yiffy goodies. But once one gets deeper and deeper into this thing’s personal and social life, you’ll start to see that he's quite possibly one of the most disgraceful pieces of human scum anyone could ever be.

Sparx is a Canadian reject from Toronto, Ontario who's currently fagging up El Paso, Texas. The tranny whore would prefer you call him “Christine” instead of “Sean,” but nobody's buying into that shit. He's created two fursonas for himself that go by the names of Sparx and Nexus². This misguided furnig attempts to pass both of his characters off as being completely original, as if the cult of furfaggotry doesn't have enough Siberian Husky and fox fursonas in it already. He's widely known in the fandom for being a slutty murrsuiter, failed DJ and lighting designer, shitty photographer, terrible fursuit maker, and most recently he's announced that he's a hermaphrodite, though no one's falling for it.

While the relevant and revolting Facebook page and Twitter account of FurAffinity state his gender as female, some believe this is not the case and that those titties are fake. Or, you know... it's the pre-op hormones. Trannies have depressing, pitiable tits that most of the time don’t get anywhere past a B cup if they’re lucky enough. In this case, this tranny has breast augmentation and those $6,000 fake fun bags are now a whopping size 36C. (Pics below and leaked info are from an unfortunate ex who had the misfortune to squeeze those melons!)

He strongly disagrees with unnatural body modifications, yet has had a titjob and his ears pierced. Furs love talking about their breasts on Facebook, and it's pretty difficult to view this bitch on any website without him or others talking about his “natural” boobage. Not to mention, he also likes to show off his disgusting and totally uncalled for mutilated genitalia to all those who question his true gender, and enjoys raging like a little bitch about how hard his putrescent and frankly irredeemable life is due to his "disability." Yes, it's a mental illness and not a poor life choice, and he's doomed to live it out for the duration of his entire miserable existence.

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Do...not...want.

He seems to take great joy in proclaiming how many other furries he's rode just for the sheer thrill of it, but fails to ever secure a steady relationship due to the amount of times he's uncontrollably cheated on his significant other for some cheap cock on the side. He can be found on pitiful dating websites for furfags such as FurriesXtreme, displaying and talking about all of the cock that he’s suckled on and all of the money he makes from committing crimes against nature in fursuit pornos.

If you don't agree with the wretch's loathsome and abhorrent opinions, there's an entire fleet of furfags ready to get whiteknight at any given notice. The majority of this content has been brought to you from his public profiles on the intra-webs, so please take the time to cap anything lulzy.

If you've read up to this point, you might be wondering "so where are said screen caps?" or "well, I know him from [insert website name] and he's not THAT bad..." Below are a couple of sites you can visit to see his public display of stupidity and drama for yourself as proof if you really feel the need.

The breakup insider

Sparx who's name is now Sean McGee, went through a glorious breakup with it's mate. Melissa then promptly went and picked herself up a [|"real man"], instead of the mutilated skank who has sex parties at racy conventions.. Who would want to be with such a nasty trans freak right? Exactly what the editor though, so we went and rescued Melissa from the monstrosity. Expecting lots of insiders soon from dating the tranny dipshit so be patient, maybe moar nudes.

Furry Conventions & Room "Parties"

Sparx, being the filthy cock-gobbling slut that he, she...whatever... is, normally attends furry conventions such as Anthrocon, Midwest FurFest, Arizona Fur Con and Texas Furry Fiesta like any other basic furfaggot on a yearly basis. What's funny about this section is that it's mainly written by tons of other furfags who all share the same unbiased opinion of the slut. If you're gay enough to attend such conventions, be leery of Sparx walking through the hotel hallways engaging in conversations about how many dicks he's sucked dry and/or sharing his personal experiences on how many guys he's got in line to fuck him until he bleeds.

Take it from him in person if you're special enough to attend AnthroCock. He'll happily be there waiting to brag about how much unprotected sex he's receiving and how much more money he's making than you (from willingly giving blowjobs, of course). Due to the growing amount of people who know the truth (or "haters" as he calls them), he'll most likely be surrounded by bigger guys who he's kept in close contact with on Facebook to make it appear as though he's surrounded by protection.

He acts as though he were a king/queen, and that it's nobody's intention to fuck with him at a convention, when everybody knows how badly someone just wants to go up to that freak of nature and give him a swift kick to the balls. You might even see him in what looks to be a baby blue jacket and a very loose tank-top, showing maximum cleavage, which incidentally is his signature look. God forbid you wear a boob-showing blue jacket to the same party; you'll be sued for copyright and slander!

The filthy fuck also enjoys being extremely under-dressed and indecently exposed, occasionally showing those rock-hard nips resembling Satan's horns from the depths of hell and that camel toe bulge from heaven's highs... well not really, it just looks like somebody stuck a roll of used toilet paper in those skinnies).That's another thing no one should ever do: wear skinnies to a lame convention, especially ripped, black jeans. You might receive a lolsuit from mimicking this hideous style, but the biggest thing you'll likely receive is a theoretical slap in the face from his fanbase as they act as a form of damage control, attempting to keep you from speaking the truth of what a piece of shit he really is.

In the event of you catching him alone, you should definitely do one or more of the following:

Run.
Kick him in the balls.
Walk away slowly and pray the creature failed to notice you.
Assuming you're a furfag, throw silicone dicks at him from a safe distance as a distraction.
Stand completely still, as he might become distracted by the bulge of someone's cock in the distance.

Some select Facebook & Twitter posts by the creature from beyond the fursuit include:

	“	Come to room 42 if you boys want a good time ;3	„

	“	Soo driunk , need some bug h0rny stud to come fuick me silly.	„

	“	Alot of people judge me, but I just like to live my life in the now.. #yolo right?	„

	“	I could really use some big fat canine cock to come fill my tiny fox hole.	„

Sparx is known to be the main event of the yiffy orgies that are held at all furry conventions. Keep in mind that furries are not renowned for having good taste in anything at all. Many people have attended these blasphemous room parties that he throws with the help of his buttbuddies known as "Room 42," so named because the intellectually bankrupt love to be edgy, and have witnessed the crimes against nature within.

Offhand reports from drunken freaks foolish enough to attend suggest that the unhallowed thing will take three or four furs in the ass and makeshift "vag," if one can truly even refer to it as such. He's regularly been seen drunk off his penetrated ass at furry conventions, shamelessly engaging in public sex with other furfag hobos. It comes as no surprise that there's no footage of these instances, only the sad cries of other furfaggots to read up on; such vulgar displays of half-fur, half reconstructed "human" are not fit for public consumption.

Not only have there been witnesses at conventions, but anonymous sources go about sticking to the same story of the damnable thing being the "main event" at cons and what most furs like to call a "cumdump," wherein there's a straight and orderly line of thirsty males and females proceeding to the door, while that veritable chimera of discarded and reassembled flesh is bent over the nearest couch taking as many loads as he possibly can.

If you think all of that shit was frightening, just wait until you figure out his next voyage through the furry fandom. It's pretty scary to think that such a malicious piece of shit could be elected as staff at these furry conventions, but he's been fully employed for putting events together, organizing pre-registration, handling website design, audio visual, and piecing events together with that peanut-sized mind full of original ideas, some of which include helping fill slots for the disc jockeys that are too "cool" to show up at conventions.

He quickly grabs the shittiest DJs and music producers in the fandom and pieces them together to form the ultimate pile of shit dance party 9,000. This was exceptionally obvious at FC and TFF last year. He says he doesn't consider money to be a significant factor in his employment, despite the fact that everyone knows he's in the entire business for it.

Check out Skrat for moar lulz on this particular subject of interest. The furry god elitist Uncle Kage has appointed him to run large dance events and rent out equipment, because trannies know best! Especially when it comes to furry conventions. It's plausible to say that he probably felt sorry for the slut and is most likely taking excerpts from this fucking article right now just to try to defend what he thinks is a female. In his defense, Kage has made rampant comments having to do with transsexuals in the fandom and Sparx being one of the sluttiest strikes high on his list (of dislikes, of course) because having a decent conversation with this slut is pretty difficult due to his inability to talk about anything that doesn't have to do with sucking your cock.

Furry Art

Sparx is a talentless hack and can't draw for shit. Sometimes, as payment for all the dick sucking he does, he receives a lot of free art from random furs who fantasize about banging the living hatchet job senseless in a dark street alley. You’ll probably see his image around the fandom once or twice on the homage of FA and/or fur-porn site e621.

You can observe all of these lovely pieces made especially for him on his public Fur Affinity page. Most of the art you see of Sparx & Nexus contain horrid fetishes and absolutely appalling body parts in places that they shouldn't be. The sick fuck is deep into vore, cum inflation, and unbirth, which by furry standards are actually pretty mild. Below you can see some of the shitty and almost recolored art that he’s been gifted.

Yeah, the whole fandom has fucked you. That's the problem.
Cute whore?
Don’t touch that! He has AIDS!
Bend over you slut.
Congratulations on your rape.
I love fucking German Shepherds!! LITERALLY.

Music Production, Lighting, & Audio

Example of some of his fucking terrible music.

Sparx is a David Guetta-style producer and a wannabe "freestyle" DJ where he can be seen faking all of those supposedly "live" mixes at conventions. The contemptible creature currently works a nightclub (or so the wind blows), acting like a major tease most of the time or giving cute boys cheap blowjobs for spare change.

Sparx Traxx believes he's a pro at producing underground music. He also does remixes on SoundCloud. In other words, he has absolutely no talent to go about producing any original fucking music but likes to put it out there anyway. If you for whatever reason use FurAffinity, you can find the tranny's shitty "work in progress" music all over the place. Sparx also does lots of useless collaborations with other shitty music producers in the furry fandom, not surprisingly gaining all of the attention of his winning fanbase. If you're planning on being Sparx's friend on any third party website, plan on being completely engulfed in an array of shitty unfinished demos and singles that he consistently and annoyingly uploads seeking approval from his peers.

Sparx claims to have had a lot of experience with music and that he attended college for theory, but we know that all the harpy ever did was suck frat boy's cocks for extra cash and popularity on campus. He's also been known to completely FAIL at reading music, and people also deride his abject failure at writing it as well. The fuck uses complete knockoff music creation programs such as Apple's Garageband, Abletion Live, Milky Tracker, and Mad Tracker to compose those "masterpieces" which flood the sane mind with disturbing sounds of dogs being fucked by horses and massive pieces of shit being flung at drywall for sport.

If you try to criticize his production in any kind of way, he'll go off on you and start various rants about you to his personal army of blind faggot followers. He'll also rant on SoundCloud, Fur Affinity, and BeatPort. Leave a comment or any form of constructive criticism and you'll be shot down faster than you can refresh the page.

"Dick isn't an instrument?!"
What does this button do?

Lighting, Lasers, & Other Fails

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Sparx thinks he's an expert at this, claiming to be a part of a huge local theater that puts on shows demanding professional light shows. He does commercial lighting for furry conventions, local gay bars, nigger clubs, and whore houses. Many have witnessed his shows and have all agreed that they all cordially suck massive donkey dick. Thing is, Sparx takes that's a compliment.

Last year he was hired to do the lighting for the main events at Anthrocon, Texas Furry Fiesta, and Midwest Furfest, and all he ended up accomplishing was providing a fitting soundtrack to a gathering of social outcasts celebrating their pitiful existences together.

Being a Whore

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The type of photos Sparx sends to his furiends.

Sparx desperately wants to be a real woman, yet is incapable of realizing that even with surgery, he will still be a man who mutilated his body as a result of failed wiring in his fucked up brain. He is attempting to become pregnant and bear a child. His steady Facebook status updates contain complaints about "period symptoms" which everyone knows aren't real and are just his sad attempt to get everyone to believe he has a vagina.

The dumbfuck tranny gets butthurt when anyone sees past his "clever" ruse and mentions that he cannot conceive, and/or does not use the proper pronoun to identify himself, and people like to use this as an effective way to inflict butthurt on "her." It's very easy to see that almost everything about "her" is a biological nightmare and a "should've, could've, would've been prevented" type of scenario. Just like the mother of Chris' failed abortion, you could've prevented this monstrosity of a being!

There are many furs who have attended the parties of dark legend and witnessed "her" completely nude and ready to be hard-pressed by all the horny males that were invited to the party. Furs have reported touching those malformed tits and hormone-shrunken penis and having to bleach their filthy paws immediately after. The monstrosity never objects to guys feeling around as much as they please, and isn't shy to ever ask.

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Dear God, why?

From wall posts to art on e621, FurAffinity, fChan, and Tumblr, Sparx carries himself like a slutty tranny bent on participating in threesomes, foursomes, and almost any type of furry fuck pile, cause why the hell not? Get AIDS and die, right? You can look at his active history or favorites on his FA to display all of the disgusting fetishes that he's shamelessly into and the types of disgusting people he enjoys having sexual relations with.

Some people may try to call the wannabe a pornstar, which is not the case because the fucker is just a flat out skank, taking anything with a tip that it can possibly find and gracefully cramming it up his gaping asshole.

He's also very keen to admit to having a strange "cum inflation" fetish, that is to say filling himself up with liquid to simulate being pumped full of semen.

	“	I Just wanna be filled with hot wet cum. Filled up until I can't take any more of it. Like a cum balloon.	„
	—Sparx, recent Failbook status

Rumors still have it that people believe he recently got breast implants in an attempt to be an "average" woman. Sparx's Facebook states he likely shoves Legos, dragon dildos, and pretty much anything else he can find at a convention up "her" "vagina."

Sparx Traxx publicly begging for cock. Notice how he blames "hormones" for his personal problems.

Penis Removal Surgery

On March 11, 2014, Sparx Traxx got his disgusting dick removed/inverted into a set of sloppy, HIV-infected beef curtains.

Breast Augmentation

On August 29th the tranny had its tits pumped up with saline, the cheapest method available, to a whopping double E.

The whore with flappy fake tits trying to support something HE knows nothing about lol.

Army of Asskissers

Screenshot of Sparx Traxx's original Facebook page. He recently changed his name on there to "Sean McGee" after discovering this article.

Sparx has a platoon of ass-kissing wannabe popufurs who are always on constant alert and ready to defend Sparx from actually doing anything about the drama, and instead sit around and watch as the Hamnigma's little army of faggots rages on in a lulzy flame war against "hater trollz," as he likes to call them.

A typical Sparx ass kisser would typically try to defend his supposed music making abilities, sexual orientation, and overall sanity on the internet, despite cold hard facts standing against his claims. If you plan on befriending Sparx, be leery of... "just as a hilarious, out of the blue, playing around joke to make people laugh and take a break from the drama created by annoying assholes from today's world." ...which are all ignorant retard furs trying to get his attention.

His popufur attitude is only reaffirming that he also enjoys pretending to act like a little child on the internet, which makes his random explicit posts even more ~~mature~~ demeaning as fuck.

How to Make Sparx Cry

Tell him he has small tits.
Ask about his mom. Tell him that she never loved him in the first place.
Make fun of him for being an amateur music producer. Call his music shit.
Bring the fact that he can't ever have children into the light.
Message him something offensive. He'll share it on Facebook so his fan club can eat at it.
Ask him about why he whores around instead of being able to find anyone to ever settle down with.