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Net Nanny

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Net Nanny is a software that was created by a Jewfag known as Gordon Ross in the year 1994 because that many babies were jacking off to Japanese Hentai Pornography and were cumming all over their daddy's PC. So he decided to create a bitch known as "Net Nanny" where it pretty much blocks every single page that exists, even if it is a little fag's game known as Club Penguin Where you walk around as a gay ass looking penguin and stare at Jews. Unfortunately, Net Nanny would soon become #1 Pornography Blocker worldwide. So it will become extremely difficult to remove it. Even an expert at computers may have trouble removing this piece of FUCKING GARBAGE!


Despite the difficulty of removing it, you can use a fricking amazing software known as Revo Uninstaller to rape the bitch nanny. And send it back to that Jew known as Gordon Ross. So that all of his motherfucking plans of making a kid's internet experience the "Best" thing would fail. Really about 70% of the websites you could view on a Net Bitch free computer, would be blocked. It even forces safety mode on YouTube . Making it extremely painful to find a video that you actually like to watch.


But things got even worse. Not too long after Gordon Ross, the Jew created Net Nanny. It was bought by a shitty company known as ContentWatch. These Fags were the ones responsible for making Net Nanny very hard to get around.


Butthurt , An example of a very unlucky kid that was affected by such a cruel software. He begs his parents to remove it, but he or her was ultimately unsuccessful...


A kid once got a trojan virus from pirating an illegal copy of a mod for the game known as Blockland . So his parents punished him in the most unworthy way possible. Yep, that's right you big faggot, NET NANNY!!!! He spent years trying to figure out how to remove it. But then he Discovered Revo Uninstaller. And banished it from his PC. FOREVER! Without his dumbass parents even knowing.

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