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Jason Blaha

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Jason Duane Blaha (born 1976) is a "fitness" enthusiast with his own Youtube Channel. Since early 2016 he has been turned into an IRL Lolcow and had all his personal details exposed. He has been found out to be a liar and a coward who can't actually back up any claims he makes and who has failed at everything.


https://www.youtube.com/user/JuggernautFitnessTV


The Lies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78AQMUreaek


Jason Blaha in a past life made thousands of forum posts pertaining to his beliefs in the occult, frustration at having Klinefelter's disease, and all around shortcomings in life.


Throughout his 40 years of delusion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHlDOKklwgo Blaha has, in his own mind, been a mercenary, bodybuilder at 3% bodyfat, distance runner, offshore engineer and has played golf with CEOs and "trained SWAT team members" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rxkuv5WsQU


As a child, he was abused by his Uncle Mike caption which led to what he calls "ritualistic paedophilia" on the male side of his family: caption

After spending between 10 months and 3 years in bed (depending on which version of the lie he's sticking to today), he created a Youtube lifting channel called Ice Cream Fitness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM8fRaNelSY

and everything went smoothly for about 3 years

The Order 66

In April 2016 Jason Blaha was order 66d by Jason Genova, famous Youtube celery:

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causing an army of Genova's fans to attack Blaha over the internet.

http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthread.php?130387-**Blahautism-The-Jason-Blaha-Story-10-00**

As of June 2017 there are over 4000 pages on Fitmisc dedicated to exposing the lies told by Blaha. This all started with a video by Shadowman aka Natty Lifter when he found out that Blaha paid a friend of his to pretend that the two of them were in the military together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at00Z4wyotc

Then an article on a real gun club website in the US made Blaha's stolen valor article mainstream news.

http://popularmilitary.com/stolen-valor-idiot-tells-veterans-fk-you-come-and-get-me/

Then Blaha was doxxed IRL and his entire life history was found out including his criminal record.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrxchsI-a_Y

Since then Blaha has been forced out of his own home due to the online harrassment, had bomb squads come over to his house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6eNUKpXf9c

Gone insane and tried to kill an unarmed black man who thought he was a prostitute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kh0z0-CowI

Exposed his wife as a stripper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osWtS8pQ-bU


and been mogged by a 160lb Youtuber named Cassidy Campbell who chased him out of his own gym.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YemWnITL0Lc


Along the way there has been much in-fighting amongst the "Blahautism" community with particular hate directed at Shadowman:

http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthread.php?129794-Shadowmasters-of-the-Universe-The-Ramy-Broude-story/page12

but through it all the anti-Blaha movement has been a huge success.