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Doki Doki Literature Club
Doki Doki Literature Club (Alternative titles: Most Overrated Game of 2017, Bitches be Crazy: The Game, and "I'm Not Scared, You Are!") is a brand new amazing visual novel dating sim created by Dan Salvato that attempts to lure unsuspecting gamers into playing a cute anime visual novel, but surprising them with suicide and "horror".
Although it is frequently called a "game" it has no real gameplay. The majority of the time spent playing DDLC is either used clicking "next" or skipping if you want to get through the hundreds of dictionaries worth of dialogue, and even after all of that, the rest of the game is clicking random words to complete a poem because, just in case you forgot, you are in a literature club.
Plot
The plot of DDLC focuses on the main character going to a school and for no reason in particular joining a new club full of hawt anime grills. Like every single other visual novel, you play as a guy who, in the real world, would get beaten up every day, but because this is fantasy gets to be with a constant harem of girls after his cock.
The plot is a complex branching-story. To help keep up with the many different scenarios you will be met with, here is an easy to learn guide:
1.) Pick anyone:
- They become an hero
2.) Pick Monika:
Characters
Because Salvato is an uncreative hack, he only decided to create four characters for this game. They are all uninteresting characters stolen from other pieces of media, and those that aren't are common anime tropes that have been done to death several times over. Similar to other games of the same popularity, fans of DDLC will say all the characters in this game are deep and thoughtful, but people with working eyes can clearly see through this cheap cop-out.
Monika
Generic perfect anime girl that everybody fawns over, making her the best girl among normalfags everywhere despite being batshit insane in-game.
Natsuki
Sayori
lol suicide.
Yuri
Masochistic emo whore who has a fetish for knives and cutting. Most popular among gurofags and 12-year-old boys because of her big tits which conveniently mask her complete lack of character or any type of personality besides being eye candy for the weebs that play the game.
(Over)reactions to DDLC
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See also
- ProJared - Who actually ranked this shit above games such as Super Mario Odyssey and Sonic Mania in his 'best games of 2017' video.
- Yandere Simulator
External links
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Doki Doki Literature Club is part of a series on Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage. |
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Doki Doki Literature Club is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article January 17 & 18, 2018 | ||
| Preceded by Coolest Monkey in the Jungle |
Doki Doki Literature Club | Succeeded by TBD |