Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/January 28, 2012

RIAA

The RIAA is an extremely important and vital organization created at least 100 years ago. The sole purpose of the RIAA (referred to in court as the Rape by Instant Anal Assault or DiaRIAA) is to jack up CD prices and sue people who own music in any form. They played an integral role in the downfall of Napster, and are currently destroying KaZaA for everyone. Thankfully, they haven't yet gotten their grubby hands on Bram Cohen. The RIAA's President is a fat Jew dyke who gives rimjobs to record label presidents who recently apologized for being so mean and unfunny to everybody.

The RIAA loves to sue kids and old people who download "Happy Birthday" and other public domain Holiday songs because apparently Metallica and Mexican aren't gonna get their diamond-encrusted Rolls-Royces unless Granny pays dearly for her crimes. However, according to David Souter, it is okay to use Grokster as long as you are looking for a free Decameron, not the latest single from Modest Mouse.

The RIAA spends most of its time in law courts destroying Napster and Grokster. They basically despise any company name that ends with "-ster" due to a deep seated emotional incest problem that plagues their every thought, but we won't go into that.

(( So I heard you liek ACTA, PIPA and SOPA? ))

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