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$wgUseInstantCommons
hi: the wiki is currently configured to display images from Wikimedia Commons when the file is missing locally. for instance a link to File:112.jpg (a file that is either missing or was never here) uses a Commons redirect to a picture of a Volvo. pls see this page at MediaWiki.org. apparently $wgUseInstantCommons is currently set to true. i presume it needs to be set to false. :) Hipcrime (talk) 11:07, 10 December 2020 (PST)
edit filter II electric etcetera
hi: the edit filter is tripping me up again:
Error: The text you wanted to save was blocked by the spam filter. This is probably caused by a link to a blacklisted external site. The following text is what triggered our spam filter: mywikibiz.com
is there any way to just do away with the entire edit filter? Hipcrime (talk) 12:14, 14 December 2020 (PST)
i don't control the blacklist thing, you might just hit up umk for that
skipcaptcha rights
At the moment, only bots and administrators have the skipcaptcha
right. This makes editing slow and tedious for everyone else. Can the skipcaptcha
bit please be to granted to Autoconfirmed users, Automoderated users, and EDitors as well? --Ld3105 (talk) 12:45, 2 March 2021 (EST)
- I have contacted the Webmaster about the issue and it will be done after the Image issue is fixed and the script imports are done. Meanwhile please wait Conciërge Kapitein-Commandant Tabs æ✎♛ 13:14, 2 March 2021 (EST)
- Yeah, and while we're at it, get rid of that arithmetic problem gate bullshit whenever we add new external links to articles. • Deceptive 10:24, 3 March 2021 (EST)
Update to Progress
To: Ld3105 Conciërge Kapitein-Commandant Tabs Deceptive Hipcrime
I would like to give an update to our progress and what we have left to do.
Our first priority is to fix the images. I am happy to report a solution has been found and is being implemented. We are waiting on the webmaster to download the sorted files.
In the meantime, LD3105 and others should hold off uploading images. First, the files will not overwrite when using mass uploader, or when caught in the mod que. Technically the files are not in the right directory, but the wiki does not know that
Second, it may be redundant. The fix we are working on should be done by tomorrow, so most of these files should be there. We will have broken files primarily from 2018 onward. Those should not trigger the overwrite flag.
Once that is done, we will work on the Issues hipcrime and Co. have laid out. (commons linking, spam filter, skipcaptcha, moderation, and increasing the size of forum icons.
I thought Admins can modify the whitelist and blacklist, I think it's a wiki page? I will check. I will also ask for the localsettings.php , with the server info redacted and allow you guys to suggest changes to it. I will DM hipcrime, Tabs, and whoever else on the forum.
I'm not a wiki guy, so excuse my lack of knowledge. I will try to get this fixed ASAP, or point you to the right direction. Hopefully this week we will be at 99%. --Umkemesik