Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 14, 2022

Wikipedia

World of Wikipedoia, or Wikipedia, is a blog justified by news pages from corrupt media, which they refer to as "references". It is considered an "encyclopedia" and the best of humanity, proof for to how the absolute mental retardation has contaminated the entire world population. Editiors plagiarize other people's work, they twist the words around and they boast how they are smart with new article creation or article "improvement." Also is a massive multiplayer online role-playing game in which some geek braggarts compete to paraphrase TL;DR information into a shorter, reader-friendlier format. However, unlike any other MMORPG, the major rewards and upgrades are to players' perceived expertise on their own edits, which players can trade in for sparse IRL recognition or can add to their sparse lists of personal accomplishments. During gameplay, Wikipedia players can gain more authority as they progress, with "Administrator" and "Double-O Licensed" rankings granting them access to GOD MODE. While the rules for winning the game are a tightly-kept secret, it is believed that the winner is treated to a night of accolades and praise from Wikipedia overlord Jimbo Wales.

The encyclopedic aspect of Wikipedia began as a butthurt reaction to its more popular predecessor, Encyclopedia Dramatica. Over time, Wikipedia began to feature more and more interesting topics like the lives of 17th century rabbis, characteristics of the 57th termite chromosome, and Hollywood films including one or more of the Sesame Street Muppets - in other words, content with no real relevance to internet culture. It now also functions as a limited medical journal (which is useless to its contributor base) and criminal resource for retards.

(( AT WIKIPEDIA, I AM GOD ))

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