Jesse H

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

Jesse H aka. FluffyPup357758 on Xbox Live and HailVictory1488! on discord his diet mainly consists of cheeseburger chips, mozzarella sticks(wich he can prepare himself :D), big salads(without the dressing),6 packs of shit beer, cigarettes and the big cum. Many people would consider him an autistic basement dweller, but he actually lives in the attic in his grandmothers house, also he does not have autism but Asperger syndrome, also known as Asperger's. He enjoys getting mad on xbox live, blaming jews for every problem in his life and making youtube videos that prevent him from getting a job(it's da joos fault).He looks up to his lord and saviour Adolf Hitler. His room is nicely decorated with SS and confederate flags, and filled with nazi symbolism. He loves to wear his beanie with the German eagle and a swastika. He wears basketball shorts and a t-shirt all year round, even in freezing cold and never takes off his running shoes even though he, and I quote:"Does not work out at all".He runs around the street shouting heil Hitler in his autistic outbursts, while wearing his nazi clothing(only if he feels extra fancy). He likes to show his friends his 3 inch peen. He is super proud of his 56% white genes and is actually aryan. He does not approve of his mother's relationship with a hawaiian man. He is not aware of the fact that you have to change the way you speak when you make jokes.

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Alchohol addiction, another one of his many things he blames the Jews for.
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This is our beloved Jesse H. with some of his quotes

Quotes:

  • "Oh, to be honest I've never had anyone"
  • "Can I get a picture of you sucking on your toes up close?"
  • "When I was younger I had ADHD"
  • "I'm eating gogurts their really good"
  • "When I was in school between 7-9 grade my IQ was 98"

Stuff he is good at:

  • Foot fetishes
  • Death threats to 10 year old children
  • Master of the microwave
  • Master of masturbation
  • Accidentally sending his 3 inch peen to everyone in the discord server
  • Can make mozzarella sticks and pizza bites in the oven(witch according to him he uses for jews)

Life Before neo-Nazism:

      Before his shift into neo-Nazism, Jesse lived a shitty childhood in the nurturing care of his loving mother who tried to bring him up on Christian values and the path of success, only to reject that and become a hardcore atheist and later a fagnostic. He was raised under homeschooling before being thrown into the public schools where years of social isolation and aspergers made him an outcast among his peers.

He claims he made "straight As" and was a great student in middle school, but doesn't have anything left to show now that he's dropped out of 11th grade and without an education. He dropped out of highschool with the excuse of it being "Marxist brainwashing," clearly showing that he has no mind of his own. However, he has said that he still studies on his own, which is actually just him sitting in his room all day watching redpill videos on JewTube.

Jesse's "educational standards"

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Jesse is very proud of his below average IQ from when he was a child. We can assume that years of fapping and never leaving his home has likely lowered it.
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He apparently also had ADHD, unsurprisingly.