Internet blood sports

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so far there were no an hero's

Ever wonder what would happen if pansy ass 20 to 30 year olds started shouting at eachother on a livestream? do you want to see blood flow in honor of the blood gods? Interested in gladiator fights but in the 21st century?

WELL YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

Internet Blood Sports seems like a good idea, E-celebs tearing each other's ass out on a livestream for your entertainment. But sadly for you the stream time is mostly the hosts wanking their dicks (see Andy for moar), they will either spout bullshit that isn't internet fights or say nothing at all. Boredom ensues. Once in a rare moon however, there is actual lulz to be had. IBS will shine like a pornstar's butt with a bottle of lube poured over it once an actual fight starts. So say you don't want to listen to boring hosts for 3 consecutive hours and have nothing happen, you can always check out the mirror channels. You heard it right fucker, mirror channels. Clips of actual lulzworthy segments of the streams just for you!

Notable People

• Andy RaceWarski: If you would ever wonder why everyone calls him a sub 100 IQ idiot; he tells secrets on a livestream with 1000+ people watching. This savior of the HuWhite race spends most of his time off stream (and sometimes on stream) jackin' it to his 64 gigabyte collection of VR porn on his PS4. He tried to destroy his favorite USB filled to the brim with VR porn by putting it in a glass of water and hitting it with a hammer.

• JF Gariepy: Frog that fucked a retard, is impossible to understand due to his retardation he contracted from his unborn baby's momma. He treats IBS like a place for political and pseudo scientifical debates instead of entertainment and can't take the bantz. Used to be the sidehost of andy's stream untill the lovely couple broke up.

• Baked Alaska: renowned sellout and failed rapper, decided streaming himself browsing reddit was better then IBS. Got a lot of shit for outright banning users who chatted "kill niggers" but not if they paid for it to be said out loud with TTS in public. What a champion of free speech.

• Failure: the host that's always there but never speaks up. Some argue he controls the drama from the shadows.

• Tonka Saw: the other host, also a failed wrestler

• Mister Metokur: aka billy, so far hasn't been beaten inside the ring. He now went nuclear on Ross and friends for the third time. Last stream he vowed to line Ross up against the wall and put him out of his misery/autism

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

• Ross: self confessed pedophile and schizo 'working in a state funded program in a school', he's the definition of a creep, he never washes his body, he wants to diddle the children, he wanted to shoot up his school, unironicallly REEEEEEEE'S and his way of talking is unbearable. 99,9% of his sentences consists of "yeah pretty much umm like yeah". Ross had a big bitch fight with Metokur after failing to dox him. In that stream he confessed being a pedo and working in a school, but said he doesn't want to diddle the kids there. He's currently on the run from Chris Hansen and about to meet his maker (but most likely bubba) if he ever gets caught.

Thot Sports

You even might ask "what could possibly make IBS worse"

women of course you idiot

IBS now presents Thot Sports, because women must ruin absolutely everything. Not all the blame is to be laid upon the women however, its the host their faults for letting them on in the first place. When the men blood sport shit get's so heated the sun would be jealous. When women blood sport you would get more entertainment watching a snail cross a road. Thot sports usually involves in whores calling their opponent whores and good ol fashioned no u battles. Do yourself a favor and never evar watch these horrible bitchfights.

The Thots:

• Erin: allegedly spent 500 dollars on crack, she cucked boyfriend, she films actual fights within her family on a livestream and is now living of her 15 minutes of fame.

• Sumeria: the ultimate contrarian, a spic but wants white sharia. Is a single mother, but judges Thots for sitting on people's laps. JF instantly fell in love with her over these facts, because despite being a white nationalist himself, he only likes to fuck landwhales, foreignors or retards and sumeria is each of these.

• Brittany Venti: when HWNDU was over and lost its momentum, she decided she needed some new attention for her eternal GOTIS she unfortunately decided to go to IBS. Her ' trolling ' now consists of telling people their mic isn't on, ebic troll.

The Andy-JF Breakup

Prepare to BAWWWW, Andy-JF are officially broken up. Just like Erin, they did the whole breakup live on stream like the drama whores they are. Now JF will do the "intelligent" debates on his stream with Andy doing the retarded streams. The whole breakup is downright idiotic, all these pinheads had to do was to lay back and let 2 people scream at each other on their stream and get rich from the super chats, but instead they'd rather have hissyfits over the stream they treat it like its their job for they believe the internet is serious business. One of the underlying problems is/was that both hosts can't take a joke and they both liked to shit on eachother as a joke. This resulted in JF and Andy BAWWWWWing because the other hurt their feelings multiple times. Another problem is that both hosts want way different things. Andy wants to jack off and fuck around on stream, JF wants to fuck retards and have political debates

watching this is like seeing an old and salty gay couple break up