Brett Kavanaugh

Brett Kavanaugh, as he appears IRL.

Brett Michael Kavanaugh is a Jewnited States judge who is most notable for looking like a less gay version of Nathan Fillion and for being Donald J. Trump's nominee to replace Dark Lich Anthony Kennedy on the Supreme Court of the United States of Americunts. Not even five seconds after his nomination was announced by Drumpf, the usual suspects had already begun freaking out on Twitter: SJWs, Planned Parenthood TERFs, Feminists, Fake News and other facets of the mainstream media, despite Kavanuagh being a milquetoast centre (FUCK OFF, BRITFAGS) CENTER-right justice who would have been considered centre left 9 years ago. There were also protests going on in Washington DC because of Kavanaugh's nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Kavanaugh Fake Rape Accuser

Absolutely unrapeable. Not even worth storing in a freezer for later use.

	“	Christine Margaret Blasey Ford 3872 Duncan Pl Palo Alto, CA 94306-4548 Phone Numbers (650) 704-5505 - Wireless (650) 561-3433 - LandLine/Services (650) 575-5775 - Wireless (808) 983-9312 - Wireless (650) 493-1877 - LandLine/Services #thatlyingbitchchristineblasleyford	„
	—L.J. Rivers, posting dox he found with Google (archive)

	“	"Bishop" Larry Jerome Rivers thought it a good idea to dox Christine Blasey Ford & tell MAGAs to go after her. Well, Larry, I've got your number, & your address, & your criminal record. Quite the grifter. Probably a bad idea to let you near the collection plate. Leave her alone.	„
	—BillyBrawler, doxing a man to help in the fight against doxing (archive)

	“	So....Christine Margaret Blasey Ford..parents are Mr and Mrs Ralph Blasey of Potomac. Russell Biddle Ford (her husband) parents are John Bailey Ford of Scottsdale,Arizona and Mrs Ruth Guthery of Wyckoff,New Jersey. Married in 2002 in Half Moon Bay,California	„
	—Helly_283 (archive)

	“	Christine Middle NameBlasey Last NameFord Birth Information Age51 Birth Date November 28, 1966 Astrological SignSagittarius Known Aliases Christine Margaret Blasey Christine B Ford Christine Margaret Ford Christine M Blasey	„
	—drbrijo (archive)

See Also

Dear God, why does he have the body of an 8-year-old boy and the face of a 60-year-old woman?

• Supreme Court
• Anthony Kennedy
• Shut up judge

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