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Joseph Martelli

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Joseph Martelli is a middle-aged christfag badass who posts his amazing Jezus videos on Jewtube. He goes to street corners and preaches the Lord's word to evil fornicators such as innocent pedestrians while he rides around on his super expensive bike. He preaches about how you is going to hell for being gay, even though he has admitted to have been gay several times in his videos. He denies that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's word.

Joseph made videos about how everyone is going to hell and how his religion is the supreme one, sometimes bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin. This resulted in his wife divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children, however he apparently won the right to see his kids every over weekend, seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.


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