User:SWfan/Man Boobz

Instead of showing using his real face, David likes to use this image of a mentally-retarded child, thus signifying that he is in-fact a gay pedophile.

	“	misogyny. I mock it.	„
	—David is to misogyny as women are to David.

Man Boobz, AKA David Futrelle, is the Chris-Chan of male feminists. He critiques a variety of important issues concerning the oppression of women, ranging from Rape-advocacy to pick-up artists. It can be noted that David likes to beat his enemies into submission with a clever mixture of anti-lulz, logical fallacies and, of-course, a heightened sense of self-righteousness, found only in the finest examples of LGBT cunts and young, naive feminists. It can also be noted that David is a Rule 63 of such popular internet feminists as Anita Sarkeesian, and will at any given point bend and/or modify information to his own benefit.

Background

Born in the late '60s, David came from an isolated Chicago street and was raised by a paranoid single mother. She would very rarely let her son outside, and, when she did, he was monitored very closely. It can be said that David's early life was much like that of a small dog's; there wasn't that much freedom, and yet there wasn't that much danger. It wasn't until that after David's mother died that he was actually let outside without her presence for the first time, at age 36. The very first person he would meet, ironically, would be an MRA pickup artist, who would go onto break his heart immediately. After feeling heartbreak for the first time in his life, David decided that he would personally take down the MRA threat by white knighting for every single feminist MILF he possibly can.