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HBalthamos
HBalthamos, a British furfag and Eevee-obsessed Pokémon-nut who is probably on her 4th or 5th DeviantArt account by now, having been previously known by related handles such as H-Balth and Homao-Balthamos. Faith is a tartlet so vacuous that she cannot even spell 'homo' correctly.
Her popularity stems from an Eevee recolor OC drawn in the Sonic style, the style in which every retard seems to be mimicking on dA nowadays. Hordes of basement-dwelling sheeple gobble every last word of her unintelligibly-written journals, which, more often than not, bemoan her life and the lack of attention paid to her. Many supporters have fapped their tiny members after commenting on this drivel, hoping the beautiful maiden behind the screenname will open her gaping vagoo for them in return for their e-sympathy.
For years she has claimed to be perfecting her 'art', yet the only subject she draws is her irritating little Eevee fursona which of course resembles her. Rather than actually improving her skills, she spends the majority of her time whoring attention from the Sonic community, begging for points donations, art gifts and trading shitty art in return.
The Land from Whence the Lardo Came
Faith dropped out of some whore's vagina on 2nd January, 1990. She hails from some shithole called Portsmouth in England, UK. However, she has not resided there for years, having hopped from desperate virgin to desperate virgin for a free roof over her head and Pokémon plushes.
Having bed-hopped (if a creature that size can actually hop) via York to Liverpool, she has left behind a trail of broken hearts and owed money.
Accepting expensive presents off a guy you're about to break up with is A-OK!
Screwing over guys for money and presents sure is fun!
Such information is freely available due to her useless spamming of the communities on LiveJournal, Twitter, deviantArt and FurAffinity. That's right, ladies and gentlemen: attention-whoring on just one web community simply isn't enough.
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GOTIS
Her uninventive Eevee recolor, with large, pert breasts and a tiny waist is used as a cunning weapon to lure in the unsuspecting virgin...
... and then we have the real HBalthamos, in all her obese glory.
Miraculously, this still doesn't put off the desperate ones.
"Burglary" Controversy
As of September 2011, Faith has recently been "burgled" and thereafter whined about it for days on end on her deviantArt, LiveJournal and Twitter. She claimed poverty by declaring that she had but £25 to her name and that all her games consoles and associated games were stolen, which would not be replaced for free because she is a moron and didn't have insurance. She would not shut up about it until her incessant whining caused her adoring fans to donate $300 to her, which she promptly spent on plush toys and video games rather than, say, food or rent like non-retards would.
Of course, those who rightfully suspect that this is all another attention-grabbing scam are silenced by being reported as spammers. Faith, you fucking wuss.
External Links
Ask her as many retarded questions as possible on her Formspring
Spam the donation email address at: [email protected]
Gmail: [email protected]
Msn: [email protected]
Skype: Hitomo-Akamatsu
AIM: Zoruas
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