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Long ago before the internets, forbidden information ranging from how to make atom bombs to how to perform buttsex was obtained from IRL books published by Paladin-Press. Paladin-Press "Publisher of the Action Library", is the one stop shop for pyros, anarchists, survivalists, and other basement dwellers to get their kicks. With these books you can even learn how to be the host of a massive barbecue.

Some of their books and videos include:

Internets

In the 1980's most survivalists who bought paladin press books had them stolen by their 13 year old sons, who in turn translated them into 1's and 0's resulting in the birth of Text files. These were uploaded to the internets, and the rest is history.

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