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ABB Plant Shootings

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Timothy Hendron was some 51 year old fucker who decided he was unhappy with his shit job at some power plant and decided was gonna go postal.

Timothy Hendron
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore Killed 3, injured 5
Top 50? No.
Style Single player
An Hero? Yes


Background

Once again, another shooter with little to jackshit information on him but we will still make this article for teh lulz. Timothy Hendron, a resident of Webster Groves(a suburb of St. Louis) Missouri, had worked at the ABB power plant for more than 30 years. Co-workers said he was quiet, and kept to himself. However, 20 years before the shootings, he was demoted from his supervisor position probably because he was too fucking incompetent to do his job. Co-workers also said he was increasingly becoming unhappy with his job at ABB,and went as far as to get a lawyer. and was also part of a class action lawsuit against the company for pension fees.

Loadout

Class Setup
Items
  • Primary: Romarm Cugir 7.62Γ—39mm
  • Secondary: TriStar 12-gauge pump-action shotgun
  • Backup: Hi-Point .40 S&W semi-automatic pistol
  • Backup 2: Hi-Point .45 ACP semi-automatic pistol

Shooting

At around 6:30 A.M, on January 7th 2010, ol' Timmy arrived at the ABB plant to embark on a quest to get the high score. He first started shooting in the parking lot after getting out of his car, killing 2 people before moving into the factory and continued shooting. When moving around the complex he fired shit all over the place, wasting a shitload of ammo at either his victims or at absolute nothing. He only managed to kill 1 more fag, while injuring 5 others. During the shooting, an employee retreated to his car to retrieve his gun, and then went back inside to fire at Timmy who was moving towards a group of co-workers hiding in a break room. Timmy wasn't hit, and returned fire. Neither Timothy or the employee were hit which makes you wonder what kind of firearm aiming practice citizens in the shithole known as St. Louis have. After some roaming around the complex, Ol' Timmy decided he would never get the high score with his shitty aim and just went into an office and offed himself in a chair. He fired a total of 112 rounds including the bullet that killed him, showing us that even with fuckloads of ammo can some people still fail at getting a decent k/d ratio.

Aftermath

Well, it turns out the employee who open fired at Tim was suspended for bringing the firearm on company property........WOW TOP FUCKING KEK! this just proves that people who think more guns will stop moar shootings are WRONG! Besides from that, the CEO of ABB issued a statement expressing his condolences like ever other fucking mass shooting, but also besides that, NOTHING was done about gun laws! Well, then again, it doesn't matter really because this shooting only shocked the city of St. Louis and was basically ignored elsewhere on the news in the country except for a few exceptions on a few websites. Also 5 years later a lawsuit was filled towards ABB by victims families but who gives a fuck.

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Wanted Level

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Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 3/20 5 Injured
Accuracy: 6/20 Fired shit all over the place
Style: 9/20 Generic workplace shooting
Butthurt: 4/20 Only the city was butthurt, everyone else didn't care
Bonus: 10/20 Going Postal
Total score: 32/100 (F+)
Don't waste ammo next time faggot
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See Also

[Stop shooting!Pull the trigger]
ABB Plant Shootings is part of a series on Gun Control
Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting πŸ”« Chris Dorner πŸ”« Christchurch mosque attacks πŸ”« Colorado Theatre Shooting πŸ”« David Long πŸ”« Dayton shooting πŸ”« El Paso Walmart Shooting πŸ”« Elliot Rodger πŸ”« Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting πŸ”« Jacksonville Shooting πŸ”« Kyle Rittenhouse πŸ”« Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting πŸ”« Pulse Nightclub Massacre πŸ”« Randy Stair πŸ”« San Bernardino shooting πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre πŸ”« Santa Fe High School Shooting πŸ”« Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom πŸ”« Las Vegas shooting πŸ”« Texas church shooting πŸ”« Umpqua Community College Shooting πŸ”« Virginia Beach Shooting πŸ”« Washington Navy Yard shooting πŸ”« Youtube shooting πŸ”«

Supporters

Barack Obama πŸ”« Christians πŸ”« Concerned Mothers πŸ”« Democrats πŸ”« Dianne Feinstein πŸ”« Government πŸ”« The Kennedys πŸ”« Kurt Eichenwald πŸ”« Faggots πŸ”« Liberals πŸ”« Michael Bloomberg πŸ”« Jews πŸ”« SJWs πŸ”« Sensitive people πŸ”« Tara Strong πŸ”« Trayvon Martin πŸ”« Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle πŸ”« Gun πŸ”« Gun Control πŸ”« Murder πŸ”« Arson πŸ”« Bombs πŸ”« Mass Shooting πŸ”« School Shooting πŸ”«

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg πŸ”« Killers πŸ”« Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing πŸ”« Sandniggers in Paris πŸ”« Ariana Grande Massacre πŸ”« London Bridge Attack 2017 πŸ”« Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston πŸ”« James Holmes πŸ”« NRA πŸ”« Osama Bin Laden πŸ”« Republicans πŸ”« People planning a massacre πŸ”«

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine πŸ”« Γ‰cole Polytechnique πŸ”« Dawson College πŸ”« Virginia Tech Massacre πŸ”« Austin, Texas πŸ”« NIU Valentine's Day Massacre πŸ”« Hungerford Massacre πŸ”« Anders Breivik