Dork
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Dorks are stupid nerds (who in turn are socially maladroit Fucktards). They drink Elmer's glue, eat ants, throw rocks at airplanes, and chew on NES controller wires. They either always have eye patches or have their arms in some sort of sling. They are also famous for their practicing of jazz hands when explaining something extremely complicated. A dork is also a whale penis. Dorks do not have dorks.
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SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
Additionally, dorks prefer to play rockband in their attic instead of going to the bars to look for women to fuck. A dork will also say that 8:30 is too late to be hanging out and that the time is much better suited for playing rockband and talking about stupid fucking anime TV shows and the next girl that they will never have a chance of banging. Dorks also enjoy the activity of not shaving, showering or using a fucking bar of soap to make themselves much more hospitable. Also, dorks like to sit around in theif fucking house all day and make you feel like you're a complete looser due to the fact that you like to get out of the house and look for girls to help you achieve an orgasm because it is "weird" to leave your house after 8:30pm.