Child welfare

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Child Welfare, also known as Child Protective Services is a refuge of liberals, leftards and hippies who, because of republican pwnage of the political system, are largely irrelevant in the real world.

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The logo for Child Welfare.

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Jerry Springer, the co-head of CPS.

History

Ostensibly an agency dedicated to helping children, it actually, is the only place where these societal derelicts can exercise any powar. Unfortunately, said powar is not exercised over the rightful objects of their wrath, rather, it is exercised only on Caucasians who cannot afford lawyers. The actual level of services to children is marginal at best, usually consisting of experimenting with various types of medication to keep them relatively subdued, "gently" coercing the child in question to begin to agree with their claims against the parents or removing children from an "alleged" abusive home environment and putting them in an actual abusive foster home environment.

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Maury Povich, other co-head of CPS.

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Steve Wilkos, bodyguard and fellatio giver to Springer and Povich.

"Helping" the community

Child Welfare agencies have a unique knack for not noticing, or ignoring children in actual danger, especially children from minority groups. These children usually endure rather grisly torture, and assured an early death. However, they manage to come calling at your door when your child falls and ends up with a bruise. Fuck, it doesn't even take that anymore. You don't even have to lay a glove on the kid. Just yelling at your spouse will bring these social services sharks out better than a barrel of fresh chum off the coast of Ausfailia.

Once they arrive with your friendly members of law enforcement, they can then, without a search warrant, regardless of the apparent health or happiness of the child, demand entry under "probable cause". They will then set the cops to hem in the parents in a secluded area, while they proceed through your entire home, and "speak" to the child in question. Alone.

The parents then get confronted about, not the good aspects of the home life and environment for the child in question, but about any fucking nit-picking thing that this valiant "defender" of children everywhere has found. It's after this that the "help" really comes rolling in...

If the parents are lucky the child isn't removed, but you had better believe that there are gonna be some changes made, buster! Anything sharper in your home than a spork? Get rid of it. You have a liquor cabinet of any kind? You're a lush! Dump it. Yes, even the Glenfiddich you've had, unopened, for the last 20 years.

These and more are leveled at the parents who, by now, are scratching their fucking heads in total bewilderment.

Being IRL cowards, Child Welfare Workers also avoid the intarwebs, due to the likely fact, that if the right disgruntled individual managed to find them, they would likely regret it. Many agencies run obsolete Windows systems due to "budget constraints", however there is the counterpoint that they often get paid far too fucking much government cheese for their jobs. They bitch constantly about budget cuts, but they have no problem driving that new Beemer to and from the office.

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typical badly drawn meeting between children services worker, and a family. Notice the family is all barefooted.

Being cowards, largely populated by liberals and given their lack of service to minorities, strongly indicates that they are racist, as well. They are afraid that they will come to harm at the hands of enraged Negroes or Mexicans, so they assiduously avoid them. many are Jews, so anyone who looks like a skinhead is avoided, as well.

Interestingly enough the "new breed" of this worker emerging of late tend to be a yuppified, early to mid 20's bitch who, although she will claim altruism and doing her job "for the best interests of the family and child", she is unmarried and,naturally, has no children of her own.

Law

Child Welfare agencies operate under their own separate legal system, as most accusations they make are hearsay, and would not stand up under the scrutiny of actual normal humans, and most offices are well staffed by armed police (or in the case of Kanuckistan, the cops will lick their ass and follow them at the drop of a hat) and fitted out with metal detectors. Agencies are not accountable outside themselves, the only possible means of combating them is IRL Trolling.

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these kids will soon be in a foster home, away from their parents due to them apparently "being mentally exasperated". THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS.

On the downside, this immeasurable power goes to these obnoxious cunt's heads like a healthy hit of pure fucking China White will take Casey the Junkie on his last ride. You'll live your life by their rules, you'll keep every appointment they set for you, even if you have to ditch work to do it, she can feel free to talk to you like scum (regardless if you are or not), thus stripping away all your dignity and make you jump through all manner of hoops she desires, all under the threat of; "Or else we'll take your child"... and all the while you know that bitch is flicking her bean. Lovely people.

If it comes down to the now bruised, bewildered and exhausted family gets dragged into "Family Court", there's pretty much no defense from further degradations as she makes her original non-negotiable demands fucking court orders. This is especially retarded in the case of a family that did nothing wrong in the first fucking place, because they'll need to take time off work to attend things like court, "counseling" sessions, any manner of rehab that's demanded by the Queen Bitch.

Naturally, this results in the degradation and destabilization of the family unit, as opposed to the alleged "help" that these twats pretend to offer. However, if uou manage to sit in whatever shithole they have set you in, you will be traumatised for life while they fap over your tears. When you become 18 they will "release" you (think of it as kicking you out, thus making you homeless and alone). If you're from Belgium, though, you've ran out of luck - the "releasing" age is 21.

Escaping

Ask a fellow inmate for some escaping plans. Notice how they live 200 miles away from home and don't know what to do when they escape, too. If there is a school attached to the asylum you live in, escape when you have recess or so. But be sure to run fast since the pedos will zerg rush if they miss their *playmate*