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Brooklynlover

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What Brooklynlover THINKS she looks like

Brooklynlover AKA "Esther Whiteberry" (blatantly fake name) is a Furry DeviantART “artist” who has a bizarre fetish for Brooklyn, a Disney character from the cartoon, Gargoyles. Her “artwork” usually involves her taking still images from the cartoon, then shitily drawing over the top of them in MS Paint. Don't be fooled however, her Mary Sue character, “Luna”, belongs to her! Brooklynlover can take a still frame from a crappy Disney cartoon, shit all over it, and make it look WORSE than Disney ever could. Wow. The majesty of it. But don’t forget that Luna is an ORIGINAL character, and get this, she's 17

  • Because this isn’t copy right infringement.
    Because this isn’t copy right infringement.
  • Just doodle on top and there you go! 100% original character.
    Just doodle on top and there you go! 100% original character.
  • Also 100% original.
    Also 100% original.

Brooklynlover Lulz

After first stumbling upon Brooklynlover’s DA page, you might be forgiven for thinking this bizarre Tartlet is in her late 30-40’s…wrong. She is only 13, although she claims to be a 16-year-old girl. In her many journals she confesses that she is in fact still in school, despite later claiming to be a MARRIED woman. However, she named her "husband" Brooklyn. Do I smell Summoner Yuna syndrome?

After reading this article, Brooklynlover has informed us that “Brooklyn” is a boy at her school.

   
“ 		 
that's me and Brooklyn. yes were both in our teens, but the reason I call him my "husband" is because were the CLOSEST couple in the whole school!!! aren't we a cute couple??? Donatello-lover and Donnie are next! yes, he calls me Luna, even though my name is "breezy" and yes I know the hand came out bad, but that's because my pencil broke.
  		„
  		 

—Brooklynlover

Oh yes… a boy at her school… with white hair… So he isn’t your Husband? Even though in countless screencaps from journals you refer to and call him your husband? and that you have CHILDREN with him? So who are your children? Explain that faggotry away.

   
“ 		 
this is my boyfriend, Brooklynn. THIS is the sweetie i fell in love with a long time ago. I him so much. he studies animals & vet-interns. Him and i love animals and really like stephen king. whenever we can, we read Stephen King or watch animal planet. he's smart, funny, CUTE, kind, loving towards animals, and a really good dragon drawer. I remember one time, we were watching animal planet and a baby bird crashed through the window and broke it's wing. Brooklynn and I nursed it back to health. I him. any negative comments WILL be ignored. the reason why he's in uniform is because he goes to a private school now. I miss him. but his school is near my house. he is 16 too.
  		„
  		 

—Brooklynlover

Brooklynlover KNOWS Gargoyles

From what we can gather through all the Tartlet Moonspeak, Brooklynlover’s 100% original character “Luna” was once a human who MAGICALLY became a gargoyle. In early “artwork“ Luna is portrayed as a 13 year old girl in a school uniform. Mary sue much? This also makes Brooklyn a dirty pedophile. It seems that Brooklynlover has recently taken to drawing her 100% original characters, in a new 100% original style, which is of course 100% copyrighted to Brooklynlover her self.

   
“ 		 
brooklyn(c)disney luna(c)ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the dragon designs are mine as well
  		„
  		 

—Brooklynlover

So don’t you even DARE draw stereotypical dragons like Brooklynlover’s, in pencil and crayons, otherwise she’s going to get the DevianTART moderators on your back to issue the Ban hammer.

More 100% Original Artwork

Screen-caps

Tracing

When not content drawing over Disney art work in MS Paint, Brooklyn-lover turns to the tracing paper, and uses the “Tartlet Manual" - see picture on right) to trace over other peoples artwork. Brooklynlover is so smart that she chooses VERY popular DeviantART cashcows' work to trace, which makes it easy to find the picture she traced from. When not tracing artwork from DeviantART she chooses line art from popular anime such as Sailor Moon and Howl’s Moving Castle.

Tartlet Manual

However, when called out on her tracing, Brooklynlover denies everything, even though her “art skillz” often change from being that of a retarded fish, to that of a slightly less retarded fish. Her devoted fantards of course lap it up, and believe every lie she tells them…

   
“ 		 
I don't trace. because If I did, then it would look horrible.
  		„
  		 

—Brooklynlover

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Sailor Moon? whats that O_O Ive never heard of Sailor V before....










Gallery of Trace

Troll Drama

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BAWW, this is obviously traced from some goth show called growing up creepie

Poor Brooklynlover has been on the receiving end of countless trolls thanks to this article. In response to the trolling she posted up this typical Tartlet DA journal.

File:BLjournalBAAAW.JPG
BL sees mean people


   
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After all of the mean comments I’ve been getting, I got off of DA for a while, went outside, and relaxed for awhile. when I logged back on, and saw those comments again, I started to laugh because when I got angered the first time and while I was outside, I realized that I have friends on DA! here's the list of friends/people who are nice: *thereallifedaria, ~donatello-lover, *ritam, *Azrealgargoyle, *Neomae, ~pinkgargress, ~Nikkisour, ~calliesour, *Nuwame, *Mommyspike, ~STAN4US ~Sharky7, *Tokyo333, *Golddemona, ~pookyns-5, *MSD-Dutch, *KawaiiKittee88

& last but definatly not least, *bri-chan. you all are in my BEST PALS LIST You all get a hug & hi-5!

And the people that mean NOTHING to me: ~Dumddoredoer, *unicorn-cake, AND THE LEAST! ~Ihate-snapesnogger, you get a BIG PUNCH IN THE FACE!!! AND A LAUGH FROM ME! YOU 3 MEAN NOTHING!!!! YOUR WORTHLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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—Brooklynlover

Where's the other 12?

Yeah all these people are “nice” but she only has 8 of them on her friends list… sooo where are the other 12? BL? She also forgot they're only Internet friends… and that she doesn’t have any REAL ones. Oh, by the way, all the people she quoted as being her “friends” are now also open season for trolls… so thanks for setting up all your friends as targets for trolls, BL! Nice one!

Brooklynlover’s Only friend Donatello-lover

Donatello-lover is a retard. This proves it.

Donatello-lover AKA "Kyoko Mogami" (another blatant fake name) is (what a surprise) Brooklynlover’s (only) fan girl. Like Brooklynlover, DL also likes to fantasize over fictional furry cartoon animals. In DL’s case, Donatello from the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”. Donatello-lover is especially lulzy towards trolls as she often threatens internet DEATH upon you, accompanied with icons! She also likes to say “BITCH” an awful lot, as well as motherfucker, and shit. She is as retarded as BL, and can't spell to save her miserable redneck life.

Don’t make her angry BITCH
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HOW COULD YOU BE SO MEAN TO HER?! SHE'S TOTALLY NICE, BITCH.

DL and BL both write shitty cross over fan fiction, which makes no sense at all, and the only similarity that they share is that they both suck. DL also cannot punctuate or spell correctly, proving that she is in fact retarded. Donatello-lover, unlike BL, actually seems to ENJOY talking with trolls, and will often argue for hours before banning/blocking anyone.

After being trolled herself for sticking up for BL, Donatello-lover went and posted up a hugbox journal, and emo MS Paint art, To the tune of Evanescence.

   
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Francis finds some things about her, and kills herself. What will Don do

ar siad. As she was dying she sang Evanescence's Touriquet. At the end of her song Don walks in and she falls to the floor.
 

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—Donatello-lover being Emo.

When DL got all the hugboxing she needed she posted up a deviation to say “Thanks for not letting me slash my wrists”

   
“ 		 
A big thanks to all my friends. You guys and Don save Francis from dying and she want to said thanks. I don't care what people said.
  		„
  		 

— IT WAS ALL A JOKE!!

Donatello-lover's Gallery of Lulz

Troll Drama 23/10/07

On the 23rd of October 2007. Sometime around 2 AM UK time, a lone troll with the creative name of “trollsarewin-moar” spammed the fuck out of Donatello-lover and Brooklynlover’s DeviantArt accounts.

The posts are ATM still visible. From what we can tell the trolling session must have lasted for at least an hour. BL’s journal’s and recent Deviations have been commented on at least 100 times, as have Donatello-lover‘s, sources also tell us that their note system was also spammed with 100 messages, and that the troll tried to hack both accounts but FAILed. Brooklynlover, however, hasn’t been online for the last 3 days. Well, isn’t she going to get an awesome Thanksgiving present when she tries to open her inbox?

Instead of banning the troll, Donatello-lover has simply hidden all the comments left by the troll on her account. Clever. Please troll MOAR. Preferably in groups.

A STARTLING INCIDENT!

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OMG IM RETARDED

On a fellow Tartlet Unicorn-cake‘s journal (http://unicorn-cake.deviantart.com/journal/15706287/ ) on DA Donatello-lover and Brooklyn-lover really don’t hold back the lulz!

   
“ 		 
i just move along with life. when you fall off the dingo, you get back up and head for the light of destiny. that's what my boyfriend says when i troubled.
  		„
  		 

—- O RYLY? Brooklynlover

Screen caps from Journal

  • FAIL DL…EPIC FAIL….
    FAIL DL…EPIC FAIL….
  • ……WHAT?
    ……WHAT?

An Hero 07/12-07- curses False alarm!

An even MOAR startling incident! Omg! Has Brooklynlover become An hero? Evidence please! Or it didn’t happen!

Sorry people! False alarm! That screen cap is REALLY old. I don’t know, these new fag trolls doing it wrong. I'll leave this here though, as testament to our wishful thinking.

BrooklynsHubby Troll-tastic

When trolled by BrooklynsHubby, Brooklynlover was too stupid to work out the person was a troll and saw the gender was set to FEMALE, and that they where expressing their undying love for Brooklynlover. She decided to tell the whole world how much she and Donatello-lover DESPISE lesbians.

What ensues is a lulz fest of low playground-style bullying, profuse swearing from Donatello-lover (BITCH) and weird confessions from Brooklynlover, like how the troll can't say mean things to her “Kindergarten friend” and how the troll should die via “Getting hit by CHRISTINE the plymouth fury! original novel by stephen king!!”. WTF.

A startling NEW incident!

As well as being TTLY GOTHIC Brooklynlover is also a dirty self-harming emo. In traditional Tartlet style Brooklynlover posted up a “everyone look at me” HUGBOX deviation on DeviantART

OMG IM SO EMO
OMG IM SO EMO
   
“ 		 
My parents were fighting yesterday about our "New" van being stolen and I went into my room and started to beat myself to a dirty bloody pulp. I was crying the entire time too. I tore off parts of my fingernails, started to beat myself up and I did that for TWO WHOLE HOURS. My parents never found out. then, I ran outside and stayed out there for 5 hours, crying half to death and ruined my eyeliner. We now have to get a refund for the van. We NEVER got to drive/ride in it. and my parents are pissed. I'm still covered in blood.
  		„
  		 

—Brooklynlover

Much weeaboo hug boxing and lulz was to be had

Desperation…
   
“ 		 
Uhhh...I drew this a few days ago while my parents were fighting and my older siblings were cussing each other out. I was in a desperate state of hope and I drew something dark. Its Katie Dying in the Nevada Desert and Black widow spiders are crawling on her. She's covered in Blood because of a wolf attack and the other reason why I drew it is because I'm now reading "Stephen Kings Desperation". When my older brother saw this, he said "Why are you drawing death? Its new years eve day! Don't be a bum!" and then I said "Get the fuck outta my room, Bitch!" After I said that I got on my computer and got on Gaia and Da. So...You can GUESS how my new years went! Ohhh, Chris the generation dragon is SO ganna KILL me! Here's the definition for Desperation Desperation: In a state of darkness; Hopelessness


 

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—Brooklynlover

Weird conversation

A newfag troll screen capped this lulzy conversation between Donatello-lover and headdaed. It appears that headdaed is also a Donatello fucktard and wants to have kinky RP sex with Donatello-lover, as Donatello.

Troll Artwork

How to Troll BL

1. Ask her how the kids are

2. Ask her how her husband is doing

3. Tell her you LOVE Disney rip-off's

4. Say anything bad about Stephen King

5. Tell her, her "artwork" is shit

6. Troll her 'younger sister' Crazycartoonfan13. Most likely her pretending that she has a family.

External Links

Her E-mail: [email protected]

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