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Steve Wilkos
Steve Wilkos (Also Known as Steve Dildos) is what happens when a high school bully who dropped out of community college and served time for aggravated assault accepts Jesus Christ as his lord and savior. He is an IRL Internet Tough Guy and yet another American talk show host troll with a show full of Drama, a retarded audience, and constant censorship. Before he had his own show, he used to be a security guard on The Jerry Springer show and before that, he used to be a police officer and an Marine. Just like The Jerry Springer Show, The Steve Wilkos Show is full of niggers, niggers with AIDS, sick fucks, pregnant teenage girls, and niggers who fuck sick fucks who fuck pregnant teenagers.
Each episode consists of Steve wearing a vertical striped shirt going batshit insane and yelling at coons at the top of his lungs for not paying child support (someone has to, we have to spend too much for prison and well fare taxes because of niggers as it is). He then proceeds to taunt his victim, pissing them off like hell, and then laughs at their face because they cannot do anything about it. Upon exploiting his victim for Lulz and making them feel like shit, he makes a lecture telling them how they can "be a better person".
The Steve Wilkos Show
Apparently, just like all American talk shows, The Steve Wilkos Show is full of drama beyond human explanation and it is debatable whether or not the show is real or scripted. The show debuted in September 10, 2007, right after Wilkos and Springer broke up. In a nutshell, it is a copypasta of all those other Talk Shows, except it has moar Lulz that distinguish it from the other crappy talk shows. In his show, Stevey does a lot more than Jerry or any other dirty Jew. Instead of trying to "solve problems" (which are usually caused by Jews), Steve Wilkos purposely stirs up the drama by himself. He starts by talking shit, convincing his audience that he's a pretty cool guy. Next, he taunts his victim into trying to talk shit back. Basically, he offers the victim to try to hit him; he even throws in a bat or another blunt object for fun. After, he stands there smiling and then talks moar shit and taunts even harder causing anger to his victim. Finally, he ends it with his ALLCAPS voice saying, "GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHAIR!!", "GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE!!", and on rare occasions "ALLAH AKBAR!!!".
In just about every episode (which is a copypasta of the last episode), Steve Wilkos throws a chair to express his feelings. The reason for this insanity is not known but it is suggested that he had bad experiences with chairs in his youth. Upon watching the show, what triggers his anger is when people sit on his chair. Apparently, Steve can't stand anyone sitting on his chair and sitting on it is like a woman having a deep mutual relationship with Hitler and then telling him that she is a Jew after they made love. Many lulz are ensured. When going up stage on The Steve Wilkos Show, Steve will remind You that "IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!" and "YOU'RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON!!!". He brings in niggers who abuse their women (They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen), Rednecks, Troubled Teens, Pedophiles, and any other sick fuck that can be exploited for lulz.
He Is the Final Boss of reality Shows, and his retarded audience will cheer no matter what he does. He could take a shit in Chris Hansen's mouth and post certain pictures and his audience will still cheer even after he told them they're gay. Oh, and he likes to get his face nice and close to another guy's face when he yells at them, suggesting he's manly
TL;DR - WHERE'S THE VIDEOS?
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CHARACTERISTICS
- He looks like Steve Ballmer and is as sensible as him, except his head is completely shaved and he doesn't sweat as much. Oh, and he's darker.
- HE TALKS IN ALLCAPS JUST LIKE BILLY MAYS.
- He is known for committing hate crimes towards chairs.
- His shows start out with lulzy flame wars but end up with shit nobody cares about.
- He doesn't liek mudkipz.
- He wants to beat the living shit out of the Pedobear.
- He will tell you to GTFO his stage.
See Also
- Chair
- Chris Hansen
- Jerry Springer
- Maury
- Oprah
- Steve Ballmer, Wilkos's sweaty long lost twin
YouTubes
External Links
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