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They kill humans, billions of them, which is great for the environment.
 

 
 

David Hogg, replying to the question: "What is a positive reason for mosquitoes to exist?".
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David Hogg
Nationality: AmeriKKA  
Born April 12, 2000 (24 years olf)
Occupation Gun control activist, Victim


Hogg is living proof that Cruz was a poor marksman.
The NRA literally pissed their pants because of Hogg.
David has trouble remembering his lines

David Miles Hogg (a.k.a. Bossy Hogg and Daisy Hogg) is a sociopathic "1718-year-old" crybaby, cyber bully, amateur Elliot Rodger impersonator and Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School student who was tragically not shot to death by Nikolas Cruz on February 14, 2018. Before the bodies of 17 of his supposed friends even had the chance to begin rigor mortis, David—who is a brainwashed liberal muppet and the unholy spawn of a Hillary-loving FBI agent—decided to abuse this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get himself on national television by demanding gun control along with several of his gay little friends.

Mere days after the shooting, Hogg was verified by Twatter despite the fact that they had supposedly shut down the verification process months earlier in response to liberals whining about the site verifying "Nazis" and other individuals who just weren't progressive enough in their politics. Some argue that this is proof that either Darth Soros and his Globalist Storm Troopers paid off Twitter or Twitter was just a liberal hugbox before Elon bought it and Jack Dorsey is a fucking Control freak – both of which happen to be at least 100% true.

David has since gone on to order his Twatter followers to harass Faux News's Laura Ingraham and has started reforming the Hitler Youth in a way that appeals more to young millennials.



   
 
HEY @FLOTUS MY BROTHER IS LITERALLY GETTING CYBERBULLIED BY @IngrahamAngle. ANY COMMENTS? #NeverAgain #MarchForOurLives
 

 
 

—Lauren Hogg, white knighting her brother all the way to FLOTUS (archive)

In addition, Hogg has endeared himself to the American public by using his status as a minor as a shield, while (LOL he's over 18 now!) cursing in the following interview by some Internet rag called The Outline (which had to disable comments on the video). The video has 581 "likes", and "4.5K" dislikes, so you can bet this interview won't be removed at all.


HOW DARE YOU FUCKING CRITICIZE THIS CHILD!!1

See also

HOLY SHIT DAVID HOGGLER AND ADAM LANZA ARE THE SAME PERSON!!!!

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Locus in quo:

Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫

Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews

Main ideas:

Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik