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HOLD IT! STEP THE FUCK OFF!
Smartschoolboy9 looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress!
If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.

Rabbit Hole Under Investigation
This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
ATTENTION!
The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking.
You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

smartschoolboy9 is a deep fucking rabbit hole that involves a grown ass british man dressing up in schoolboy uniform like it's a sick fetish (WHICH IT IS) and posting it on to Instagram (Where kids are mainly on unfortunately) He likes to wear high heeled mini boots and white joker makeup. The account began uploading it's dogshit on March 12, 2021.

Posts

SS卐9's Instagram posts consist of pictures and videos of him acting like a school boy getting home from school or getting ready for school like a fucking idiot cuz this dude probably didn't even graduate elementary school. In his content you can hear him gurgling and slapping his lips like he is fucking pleasuring himself roleplaying as a fucking british minor school boy. Cleveland Brown would say "That's Nasty!"

Viral Sensation!

Of course being a lolcow loser who has a sick fetish for school children and being one would go fucking viral. Here's a list of youtubers who have garnered millions of youtube views from this SICK FUCK:

  • Nick Crowley
  • SomeOrdinaryGamers
  • HannahTheHorrible
  • Dankyjabo
  • Tuv
  • iNabber
  • And everyone's favorite fat furry fetishist Pyrocynical

Subreddit

There is a subreddit dedicated to this freak and it's full of online sleuths making theories and shit i'll check it RN. And it's full of memes!

"Investigation"

There hasn't been any fucking real investigation like called Child Protective Services or some thing! But basically internet sleuths have gone on and witchhunted people who they think could be the guy and because of this lulz their fucking reputation has been ruined because who wants to be that schoolboy fetishist. lol. Add stuff here if U know EDiots!

Minorcraft

Schoolly D unfortunately had some minors he followed and did some TOM foockery with them, I don't know but I assume it isn't fucking good cause this guy looks like a FREAK! Girl-chloe12 was reportedly someone who was edited in sexual ways by schoolly and it was run through an AI detector of course and it turns out it wasn't AI and it was real fucking CP material.

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