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Vaccine Detox Remedy And Autism Cure


If you're like most sane thinking Americans you know full well about the dangers of the police state we now live in. Where children are now forced against their will to be injected with deadly vaccine toxins and parents are powerless to try and stop these deranged doctors. Thankfully there is now a cure! Developed by Jim Humble of Miracle Mineral Solution you can now purchase specially formulated chlorine dioxide drops which can be administered orally or via an enema. Originally developed for bleaching wood pulp these all natural, organic compounds can now be used to leech away harmful toxins in the bodies such as those contained in vaccines. As a result this miracle of modern science not only reverses the damage caused by vaccines but also CURES malaria, HIV, hepatitis, autism, acne AND cancer! WOW!

Of course, greedy big pharma doesn't like this of course and has put in considerable efforts to try and hinder sales of this suppressed miracle cure. Even going so far as to call it “dangerous” and “potentially life threatening,” advising “drinking the amount recommended on product labels can cause nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and symptoms of severe dehydration.” This is because they don't want this miracle cure cutting into their profit margins and as such are doing everything they can to try and silence Jim Humble and his miracle bleach enema cure.

Some parents have reported that their children have experienced extreme vomiting, kicking and hysterics when enemas are being administered, however this is just the autism fighting for control. It knows it's being excised and like other viral forms such as rabies it can take control of the mind and cause adverse behavior. These symptoms should be ignored and you should continue treatment in order to fully cleanse the body of the autism and vaccine toxins.