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Anti-Vaxxers

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The Anti Vaccination Movement is a group dedicated to spreading the righteous word of Doctor Andrew Wakefeild, who exposed the NWO conspiracy to poison our bodies with toxic vaccines to deliberately cause Autism to create a generation of mindless dicks, and inject secret RFID chips to keep us all monitored in our daily activities, preventing us from the most lulzy of activities. Many credible people stand behind the movement, such as Playboy Models, snake oil merchants, and uneducated Vegan Hippie bloggers.

The group often congregate within "Mommies" groups, who use 'pox parties' to spread these beneficial diseases among children, who then go on to give this precious gift to children at their schools, daycare centers, and pediatric wards. If God allows them to survive the disease without too many complications, they are then blessed with lifetime immunity, only at the cost of a few weeks or months being out of school and isolated from other children while in complete agony.

Even though poor dirty people in Africa have no ability to receive medical care when they catch these diseases, and the cheapest method to avoid them is vaccination, a viable alternative to the NWO government control vials has been developed. Homeopaths without Boarders lovingly allow the diseases to spread even further by giving them Homeopathic vaccines. This helps reduce the African population substantially to make the world a better place.


Deadly Vaccine Ingredients


MERCURY

DEADLY NEUROTOXINS

CARCINOGENS

THINGS YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL!

HUMAN STEM CELLS

The Joys Of Curable Disease!

This is an actual book you can buy


Unlike what most major health agencies say around the world, measles is a completely benign and regular disease that only has a mortality rate of one person per minute in developing countries, where people don't really matter anyway. As more and more diseases become harder to catch, the anti vaccination movement is actively trying to bring them back by going to poor countries and bringing them back to the Jewnited States of Americunts.

It is a well known fact that if you can not survive a simple curable disease like Measles, Meningococcal Meningitis, Polio, AIDS or Whooping cough, God clearly does not want you in his perfect vision of a world, and your death and agony is simply a part of his amazing plan for your life and soul. Vaccines are the Devil's work in trying to keep useless niggers alive, and giving into these wonderful diseases are a great way to show your dedication to the glory of God.

Evil Vaccine Proponent Jenny McCarthy


Jenny McCarthy is a long time supporter of vaccines claiming that her son developed autism as a result of a measles infection. It's no surprise of course that she would support injecting children with horrible toxins as she herself frequently injects botulism into her own face in order to try and maintain an unnatural youthful look. She also has had silicon grafted into her breasts which shows just how much she loves polluting bodies with horribly unnatural chemicals and man-made compounds.

This is certainly not the kind of person you should be taking medical advice from, she is not a doctor, but a bubble headed blonde bimbo and former Playboy model who will stop at nothing to try and poison and kill children all over the world simply to try and make a buck selling pro-vaccine books that try and trick lesser educated parents into harming their children.

Vaccine Detox Remedy And Autism Cure


If you're like most sane thinking Americans you know full well about the dangers of the police state we now live in. Where children are now forced against their will to be injected with deadly vaccine toxins and parents are powerless to try and stop these deranged doctors. Thankfully there is now a cure! Developed by Jim Humble of Miracle Mineral Solution you can now purchase specially formulated chlorine dioxide drops which can be administered orally or via an enema. Originally developed for bleaching wood pulp these all natural, organic compounds can now be used to leech away harmful toxins in the bodies such as those contained in vaccines. As a result this miracle of modern science not only reverses the damage caused by vaccines but also CURES malaria, HIV, hepatitis, autism, acne AND cancer! WOW!

Of course, greedy big pharma doesn't like this of course and has put in considerable efforts to try and hinder sales of this suppressed miracle cure. Even going so far as to call it “dangerous” and “potentially life threatening,” advising “drinking the amount recommended on product labels can cause nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and symptoms of severe dehydration.” This is because they don't want this miracle cure cutting into their profit margins and as such are doing everything they can to try and silence Jim Humble and his miracle bleach enema cure.

Some parents have reported that their children have experienced extreme vomiting, kicking and hysterics when enemas are being administered, however this is just the autism fighting for control. It knows it's being excised and like other viral forms such as rabies it can take control of the mind and cause adverse behavior. These symptoms should be ignored and you should continue treatment in order to fully cleanse the body of the autism and vaccine toxins.

Pro-vaccinaters

Sheeple blindly supporting the NWO

There are large groups of lizard controlled government shills constantly perpetuating the idea that you need to protect yourself from catching diseases that make your own colon fall our of your asshole, in order to keep their pockets lined with the massive profits of vaccine dispensing. These groups are insidious, and use their powers and cash to try and convince you that vaccines are one of the safest and most rigorously tested medicines in the world, when in actual fact, they give babies lovely physical defects.

Some of these vaccine pushers include...

And just like every other back alley drug pusher, they try their hardest in order to get everyone hooked and asking for more and more vaccines, by developing more diseases like Ebola and AIDS in their secret CDC laboratories. They even encourage the general public with campaigns to hand over their hard earned cash to donate vaccines to help keep more useless people alive.