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// sux.java
public class sux {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Java sucks");
}
}
#include <stdio.h>
int main(void)
{
printf("C");
return 0;
}
10 INPUT "lol wut?", U$ 20 PRINT U$ 30 INPUT "???", N 40 S$ = "" 50 FOR I = 1 TO N 60 S$ = S$ + "lolwut" 70 NEXT I 80 PRINT S$
sync on
make object cube 1,1
do
yrotate object 1,wrapvalue(object angle y(1)+1)
text 0,0,"COCKSUCKER"
sync
loop
if(this.WScript){
WScript.Echo('You\'re running this program from the desktop.');
}else{
alert('You\'re running this program from the browser.');
}
MsgBox Hello world.
HAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE "I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER?" KTHXBYE
<html> <head> <title>8====o</title> </head> <body bgcolor="#FF0000" scroll="no"> <center><h1><br />COCKS</h1></center> </body> </html>
import socket
sock = socket.socket()
sock.connect(("127.0.0.1",6667))
while True:
sock.send("JEWS DID 9/11\r\n")
See Also
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