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SpongeBob SquarePants

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Typical episode

SpongeBob SquarePants is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes that stretch longer than Kirk Johnson's anus. The show is notable for running WAY past its prime and spawning hundreds of unfunny memes that mouth breather normies post fucking everywhere.

SpongeBob (believe it or not) used to be a funny memorable show for all ages. But after its third season the Jews at Nickelodeon saw SpongeBob as a "marketable character," and rushed episodes out like a monkey flinging turds. Nickelodeon continued running the show into the ground even after the creator Stephen Hillenberg left the show 20 years ago. Besides this, Nick has shit all over the show's now dead creator by creating a cringe inducing spinoff series that really did not need to exist. You best believe Viacom is going to continue milking this maggot infested cow until a new cashcow crops up. You should also expect modern JewBob episodes to be unfunny and cancerous with gay jokes that aren't even ironically funny.

Characters

And you wondered why it seems sexual deviancy has become more common in recent years.

SpongeBob SquarePants: The main fag of the show. SpongeBob has been indoctrinating children into becoming gay since 1999. Why else would he need so many holes, cry in EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE, and in one occasion adopt a child in a same-sex partnership?

Patrick Star: SpongeBob's fat, retarded friend.

Squidward Tentacles: A pretentious penis-nosed squid who bitches about everything. He considers himself a great clarinet player despite clearly sucking ass at it. Today, he has no role other than being tortured Patrick and having belligerent sexual tension with SpongeBob. Expect him to commit suicide in the next episode.

Eugene Krabs: SpongeBob's cheap-ass boss, a reject of a pirate, and a failure of a dad. He clearly got around since he has a daughter that's a whale. Now all he cares about is money.

Sandy Cheeks: The show's main subject of Rule 34. Despite being Texan, she's actually the smartest character in the show, i.e. a Mary Sue, which is just enough to deserve her getting ran over by a truck.

Sheldon Plankton: The troll of the show, notice that he fails at trolling. Despite being an evil genius with the technology to take over the world, he instead wastes it trying to attain a glass bottle from Mr. Krabs and run his own fast food chain. Also a virgin, since he's married to a computer.

Gary: Spongebob's pet snail that eats the couch when his retard owner doesn't feed him. He is by far the smartest character on the show besides Sandy.

Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob's driving instructor. She fears SpongeBob in regard to his intelligence at the wheel.

Pearl Krabs: The bitchy crybaby teen of the show that nobody likes. Her father is a crab and the mother hunted down by Chinese fishermen. Once a minor character, she now stars in her own episodes, which all suck.

Karen: Plankton's computer waifu that runs on Linux, so she can be more advanced. Acts like a bitch and talks with an annoying Jew - accent.

Larry the Lobster: A giant red lobster who spends all day pumping iron at the beach with his gay buff friends.

Tom Smith: The background character that screams "CHOCOLATE!!" in episode Chocolate With Nuts.

The Flying Dutchman: A butt pirate of a ghost that scares everyone who looks like a pussy to begin with.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: A duo of washed up senile ex-superheroes that fights a talking mud bubble and a gimp in order to save the ocean.

Copyright infringement

Shitty comic = $8 billion idea

Back in 1992, Troy Walker scribbled up a comic about a sponge named "Bob Spongee" with a face scribbled on a kitchen sponge to go with it. These comics were distributed in northern California, which by total coincidence, is just where Stephen Hillenburg, SpongeBob's creator, met Joe Murray at a public toilet in an art convention who gave him a shot at cable TV by letting him work on his shitty show Rocko's Modern Life, of which the plot consisted of a Wallaby who lived with his pet, had a fat best friend, and worked a low wage job with a cheap boss. After it became obvious Murray's show sucked donkey balls, Nickelodeon canceled it and booted his ass out of there. Needing another cartoon to replace it, Nick gave Hillenburg a chance to shit out his own unique idea. Putting his incredible creativity and story telling abilities to the limit, Hillenburg took the two failed ideas, smashed them together, and the rest is now an internet regular. Some light of this came around in 2006, when Troy Walker sued for $1 billion for copyright infringement, but the court said a cartoon sponge isn't a copy-writable idea and to GTFO! [1]

Gallery

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    Typical SpongeBob SquarePants fan
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Videos

Further proof SpongeBob's a bottom

SpongeBob on Dateline NBC

What really goes down on under the sea

THIS IS PATRICK!

SpongeBong HempPants

The fans

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See also

Memes

External links

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Not to be confused with Animu
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