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Mistyeyesxx
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MistyEyesxX is a fucking massive attention sucker who posts MySpace pictures tall over dA and then has a massive shitfit when people tell her she's retarded. She was formerly 
Emo-Tears-Falling, and even since then, she has the grammar of a drunk Chinese in Pueto Lico. Most commonly known for taking slutty photos of her own ridiculous face, then claiming that it is art.
Origins
MistyEyesxX was made when her mother was raped by a panda.
With time, she started to take pictures of her HORSE LIPS and all-around horrible appendage that is at the top of her neck; any serious investigation will prove that she carries this around with ease due to the fact that it is hollow. She receives praise for such actions and will continue to do her stuff for the admiration of her friends.
Personality
Due to her parents always expressing their love for her especially her mother, she became a sensitive person, who ended up liking black clothes. Thus, she joined the mass that is like her, never knowing that she'd have a high position in the business nowadays. She does what every emo does: excel at being sensitive to life.
In short, Please watch me is an amazingly fucking great combo. She is a 16 year-old girl desperate whore, a self-photographer, and an emo lolcow wannabe artist. And she is jailbait, (SRLY). A person that you must visit for a healthy dose lulz. It is also known that she has had sex with her boyfriend, and claiming she's not a slut, but she fails because she's SIXTEEN.
Skills on her dA Account
Kandra was just too idiotic for a special school, so, she never gives a fuck for her duty there. But, one of these days, she got Photoshit instead of money for normal earnings, and, after someone installed it in her parent's machine in exchange of a favor, and after she managed to find the shortcut in the desktop, and after she learned to click the mouse, she unleashed her talent, making her pictures even crappier.
She also frequents the dreaded Complaints Forum, which is a horrible idea for someone of her... caliber. Her topics range from asking why people think she's a slut for having her mouth open, how hard it is to get noticed on dA, and most recently, her whining about her troll account. Be sure to remind her of how slutty, attention-whorish, and troll-like she is herself!
Kendra, obviously, and seriously, keeps saying that her random clicking in that stuff always ends as art and therefore, applying cheap and retarded 2-click-ugly-filters just make her files even cooler!
—Herself. Now, that's the way Emo Kids praise other Emo Kids. | ||
Since a good time people with different opinion than hers has been telling in her mere account in DA Emo-Tears-Falling that she needs to kick herself the fuck out of devianTART due that she is too much for such site, and join the ever-lasting community of MySpace. But, hence she is such a great artist, she made another account with the same imagination in the username, and now, she sticks to DeviantART like a needed druggie teenager does to the idea of a next dose; See it for yourself.
—Mendra. She wants moar praise for that! | ||
Opposite to our goal, she does not stick to the Internets for the lulz, but oh, she fails and can make even the last boss laugh with her shit. No matter how much time has passed, this girl remains under study. Unfortunately, there's people, who has been ruining your lulz since... lol,wut
Gallary of the Maniper. Srly, Gallary.
The rarity of this combo and her unique graphic skills is worthy for anyone's attention. And with such knowledge, she carved in her own effort a new concept: Maniper. What's a maniper? Someone who spend more effort in running photoshop than in doing a not-shitty picture.
Behold! This girl knows art, and she'll literally shitfit if you say otherwise, as proven with this fine collection of her artwork. She proves that she knows more about art than any other artist who spent a whole generation in art college. Art. Art.
—Lendra - Referring to her Works. | ||
Endra is confident enough to make her stuff being displayed in the Shop of DeviantART. Let the buyers rule in to get a piece of her unique pieces. To be featured in the top sellers soon, for sure!.
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Gendra is so stupid she was trapped in a TV once.
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"Wrage" is not as cool as "Awesomeness" or "Shortiny", you Idiot. -
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Kingdra is so sick, that near non-Emo beings wither and die. Beware!
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"...its real good so i made it my id i added the words in paint." See? Art!
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"Beauty" title + "Here's one" comment combo deals LOL-WUT-KO. Look!.
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Scientifics think that this place make her nostalgic.
Artistism in Screencraps
If you haven't noticed at this point, that, by artistism, we mean that like many, she has a unique perception of life, you're like her. But hold your breath! This girl shares her wisdom about her unique point of view. All caught up in screencraps!
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What? "Deep" must mean... -
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If this bitch is gonna be part of the future democracy of America, we're fucked. -
A shining example of the No Child Left Behind policy. -
Her dumbfuckery truly knows no bounds.
Dreams
Wendra simply does what she does best. Simply, she get depressed whenever the oil's price increases, whe she runs out of chocolate, when the breeze blows, or when she realizes she isn't doing anything Emo; then, following the emo code, does anything self-destructive like drink, or cut herself, then she is ready to take moar pictures with her same cheap camera until she tires of doing so. Then she struggles again to find the Photoshit icon. All this single-neuron-hard-work, just to accomplish all of her dreams:
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To become 1/4 as good as this Maniper is. -
To become 1/8 as symmetrical as the same chick.
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To become 1/16 as pale as the same chick without using Photoshit.
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To become 1/32 as popular this image is. Not rounding allowed. -
To become 1/64 as liked as these freaks are liked in a Roman Catholic Church. -
She has plenty of fans!
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A masterpiece drawn by another fan.
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Didn't you hear? She's EXtrordinare!
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Who the fuck would tap THAT? Only sick fucks
YouTube Shit
Like most Internet attention whores, Kendra here has a 
YouTube account. Her videos of her whining along to Evanescence, complaining about "Independent Day", and bragging about her endeavors as an "artist". Needless to say, people tell her to shut up and/or kill herself. Of course, since she's not too bright, she took a 
semi-lulzy trolling video as something positive. What.
Here you can hear her attempt to sing along to Evanescence's "Going Under" - making Cyndilovespiccolo sound like Tarja Turunen or something.
While this entire video is about her dislike of the United States, she never truly answers the question, "Why do you hate America?"
We love fan videos don't we?
In the Defense of Jawsus
Kendra has come to the defense of the flaming of another YouTube user, Jawsus. It's only a snowflake compared to the nor'easter that was Chris Crocker, but here it is for your viewing pleasure.
Apparently his "real name" is "Pruane2Forever," which shows that Kendra is really, really retarded, and makes Chris-chan pale in comparison.
External Links
- Her very own plz account!
- Misteyeyesxx on YouTube!
- Her Sheezy Art account!
See Also
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