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Heather Lind

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According to Heather, this is where George grabbed her ass

Heather Lind Born 22 March 1983 is another no name actress, not even famous enough for most people to even know who the hell she is or what for shit Tv show she is on, because no one was aware that AMC had a show called Turn: Washington's Spies with her in it. She actually, seriously, believes that if she follows the press concerning how women begged our Great god emperor to grab their pussies and goes on and on about how an almost 90 year old, crippled and senile Former Preseident George HW Bush Almost raped her from his wheel chair when he grabbed her ass and told her a dirty joke, more than 4 years ago, in 2013 that she'll instantly jump straight up into the big times and become a household name like Tom Cruise, without all the crazy attached to it, getting the big roles when she gets her 15 minutes of fame being the mouth piece for women's group teaching America's little girls that it's only alright to be a Democratic president's fuck toy.


Who The Hell Is Heather Lind

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No one really knows as she wasn't even worthy of having a Wikipedia article until 25 October 2017 when it came out that a Former Americunt President that wasn't a member of the democratic party grabbed her ass and told her a dirty Joke.
All anybody knows is that she was born in Pennsylvania, has a twin sister named Christina Bennett Lind that is slightly more famous than her and that she Played Margaret Thompson's maid in the HBO series Boardwalk Empire.
Most people have probably never even heard of her until she claimed Former U.S. President George HW Bush grabbed her ass and will forget that she ever existed exactly a week and a day afterwords.

Almost Raped

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Heather Lind was terrified of this. I Guess the thought of rolling him down a flight of stairs never crossed her mind.

Unlike every woman that has every been at a retirement home, or what kids today are calling Nazi Death Camps For The Old, and had a colostomy bag in a wheel chair try to impress her with a Dirty Joke while touching a little ass simply for tge reason because it wasn't drooping past her ankles - Heather Lind is unwilling to let it go.
Being 90-years-old, on oxygen, senile and first welcoming her as his daughter, Former President George HW Bush is obviously in full control of all his mental facilities and should be dragged through the mud as punishment a full 4 years after the event because some never was, almost in her 40s actress is trying to put her carreer on life support because it is winding down and the media is more than willing to give her the chance to reignite her career because the current presidential administration is unpopular with them.
Like every girl that has been told "What do you want us to do", sarcastically by the police when trying to report a guy that was dry rubbing her ass with his dick, through clothes, on the subway - girls really need to get it through their little heads that the law doesn't change simply because the person is more important and belongs to a political party that they don't support.


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