Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 28, 2014

Schnookums

Schnookums, aka/fka Weasel, Lurking Weasel, Lurking Schnookums, Echo of Schnookums, Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co., and Th3purifier, is a current Encyclopedia Dramatica admin and a regular contributor to Wikifur. His list of endeavors include previously being banned from the wiki, being fagtagged on the forums, and a nomination for Faggot of the Year in 2013. Also notable was his online battle with disgraced former admin Onideus (which resulted in a temporary rage quit until the Hatter was finally banned), and a more recent anal-reaming he received from ED sysop Uberfukken.

Schnookums is an autistically-challenged homosexual furfag whose time on the wiki is spent developing new and ever more complicated ways of going about things. He is also known to enjoy shitpasting horrifically unfunny garbage on the ED front page, ruining previously lulzy articles with his autism, and verbally fellating shitty new users so that they might give consideration to becoming his friend.

(( DON'T FEED THE FERRETS!! ))

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